When your girl is asleep sneak into the bathroom and load her hairdryer up with various items. Perhaps some dried semen, pubic hair, or bacon flavored lube. Set the hairdryer back in its place. Sit and wait patiently for your girl to get shot gunned Kurt Cobain style by the surprise Blunderbuss.
Bro 1. Yeah bro Cassie isn't talking to me anymore...
Bro 2. Ahh what happened??
Bro 1. I hit that bitch with a Surprise Blunderbuss
Bro 2. What did you load it with
Bro 1. Sperm and her grandmother's ashes
Bro 2. Ahh what happened??
Bro 1. I hit that bitch with a Surprise Blunderbuss
Bro 2. What did you load it with
Bro 1. Sperm and her grandmother's ashes
by Cave man101 December 13, 2019
My office is a total blunderbuss, so leave me alone vial woman. I’m only kidding. Let me get this under here...”chocolates, for me....please, you probably give these out to all of your patients.” No, I got them for you, your favorite Mars sampler pack.
by Steve Zucchini December 7, 2018
Basically a pirate Shawdy Shawdy (shotgun) except extremely inaccurate, dangerous, and pretty strong in Sea of Thieves
Pirate: *pulls out blunderbuss* Yarghh Hand over the treasure ya scurvy dog before i blunderbuss ya to davy jones’s locker
Justin: Bro chill were in sea of thieves
Justin: Bro chill were in sea of thieves
by Soviet Red Soldier June 25, 2022
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by Josheedo October 3, 2015
A mid-1600s medium-range flintlock pistol or rifle that had an almost cartoon like, wide, outwards curving barrel, and was designed to shoot LITERALLY anything. You could literally shoot a freaking corn out and it would be fine.
by dictionaryblob128 May 11, 2022
A butthole of a mid 40’s male which has the ability to spackle the inside of a toilet with equal parts elegance and pizazz.
by Gam Jam23 April 9, 2021