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a mix of 'blegh' and 'lumpy'
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Blumpy Choad
The male specific version of Blumpy. Receiving Head job while taking a poo on the porcelain throne. The choad refers to the penis and the "Blumpy Choad" is the male version of the act as opposed to cunnilingus while on the toilet or a "Blumpy Quim"
Blumpy Choad by jesus the jewbag November 7, 2011
reverse blumpy
A reverse blumpy or R.B for short is when two parties are about to perform the orthodox blumpy but use a distinct signal or sound (can be a high pitched grunt or tuneful whistle but it is considered more normal to burp) to indicate a reverse in proceedings. The giver moves his/her body so he/she is underneath the anus and then sucks out the faeces of the receiver or blumpee. In many cultures especially across eastern europe and in particular central england close to the River Trent this act is seen by many to be an act of good will, kindness or after a mal-functioning blumpy; forgiveness. During a reverse blumpy, in order to show satisfaction or gratfullness towards the giver a hot lunch should immediately follow while the faeces is still warm.
"Oh man, jane gives the best reverse blumpys"
"I prefer reverse blumpys to just blumpys its so much more relieving"
"I asked Jane to reverse blumpy me but she kept saying no because i was her son, what's that all about"
"I prefer reverse blumpys to just blumpys its so much more relieving"
"I asked Jane to reverse blumpy me but she kept saying no because i was her son, what's that all about"
reverse blumpy by Marcel Van Crumpton September 26, 2006
reverse blumpy
when giving a blumpy the reciever (or blumpeé) donkey punches the blumper (the giver). When they're out cold, the blumpeé turns around and takes a dump inside they're mouth. when the blumper wakes up it is fun to see how long it takes for them to realise what is in their mouth isn't what it was a few seconds ago.
NB: do not donkey punch while the penis is in their mouth beacuse getting knocked out forces you to bite down hard.
NB: do not donkey punch while the penis is in their mouth beacuse getting knocked out forces you to bite down hard.
last night it took jane 30 seconds to realise she was giving des a reverse blumpy.
last night i didnt know i was giving a reverse blumpy cos it tasted the same.
last night i didnt know i was giving a reverse blumpy cos it tasted the same.
reverse blumpy by Des Walker September 25, 2006
The Princeton Blumpy
Basically a modified version of the blumpy.
A Princeton Blumpy is when someone (person A) performs oral sex on someone else (person B) who is having a bowel movement and there is someone (person C) who is getting "pooped" on (usually the face). However, half way through this act, person C will slowly move their face up to the sphincter of person B until they eventually reach the sphincter and then "cork it"(stopping the further flow of feces by blocking the sphincter with the tongue).
However, if the person's tongue can not hold the pressure of the flow of feces and they pull away their tongue, the fecal matter that escapes in this "explosion" is known as "The Koprek Kannon"
A Princeton Blumpy is when someone (person A) performs oral sex on someone else (person B) who is having a bowel movement and there is someone (person C) who is getting "pooped" on (usually the face). However, half way through this act, person C will slowly move their face up to the sphincter of person B until they eventually reach the sphincter and then "cork it"(stopping the further flow of feces by blocking the sphincter with the tongue).
However, if the person's tongue can not hold the pressure of the flow of feces and they pull away their tongue, the fecal matter that escapes in this "explosion" is known as "The Koprek Kannon"
Steve: "So what did you, Amanda, and Reginald do last night?"
Roger: "Well, we tried out The Princeton Blumpy"
Steve:"oh...did the kannon happen?"
Roger:"Nope"
Roger: "Well, we tried out The Princeton Blumpy"
Steve:"oh...did the kannon happen?"
Roger:"Nope"
The Princeton Blumpy by shea April 28, 2004
Hot Alabama Alligator Baby Brother Blumpy Fuckhouse Pocket
First the babay shits in the girl's pussy then as he is doing this the girl does an extroadanarily hard position to sock the little boys cock while it's crapping. Then they start rolling on the ground preferrably down a large hill.
:1st person:I Hot Alabama Alligator Baby Brother Blumpy Fuckhouse Pocket'd the shit outa that little baby yesterday.:2nd person:What.
:1st: Yeah Alligator Alabama Baby Brother Blumpkin Fuckhouse Pocket'd the shit outa that little kid.:2nd: Wtf is that? 1st Person: Well it's when (Recites defenition):2nd:I don't think we can see each other any more:1st: Your jealous.
:1st: Yeah Alligator Alabama Baby Brother Blumpkin Fuckhouse Pocket'd the shit outa that little kid.:2nd: Wtf is that? 1st Person: Well it's when (Recites defenition):2nd:I don't think we can see each other any more:1st: Your jealous.
Hot Alabama Alligator Baby Brother Blumpy Fuckhouse Pocket by Justin Carter December 14, 2008