asbestos mouth

workman or other assorted 'macho man' who can drink white hot freshly poured coffee, immediately and not even wince!!

i was marveling at asbestos mouth as he chug-a-lugged his coffee right down, while mine was only half cooled!!

don't believe i'd try to beat one of those asbestos mouth guys in a coffee drinking contest!!

by michael foolsley December 23, 2009

best of asbestos

what you say to describe that is so shit that it is the best at
being the shittest and most bomb

it derives from the court case of asbestos victims who were left with no words to describe the tyranny of the companies

this new movie is the best of asbestos; imdb gave it 1/10

by iambastard August 24, 2010

Asbestos Queen

jojo siwa is the asbestos queen. this is after her Claire's makeup products were found to contain asbestos.

you: hey, did you hear how jojo siwa's makup contains asbestos?

me: yes of course, she's the asbestos queen!

by ripfreespeech May 11, 2020

asbestos

Something that is toxic and gross.

She is cool but she’s asbestos tho.

by dcupdel March 30, 2020

asbestos

What Vincentian Academy, an exceptional Catholic high school in the heart of north Hills, has.

Student 1: Why is it so fucking cold here?
Student 2: Because we have asbestos and can’t turn on the heat.

by inevitablefate January 3, 2018

Asbestos

Goofy ahh material. Can be used to give you lung cancer but can make your penis bigger as well.

1. I found some asbestos!

2. Damn that’s some goofy ahh name for a material lemme have some 😮 💨😮 💨😮 💨

by MushaPickleJuice December 30, 2022

Asbesto-perv

Someone suffering from one of the lesser-known side effects of asbestos exposure, namely being a massive, drooling pervert.
Common side-effects include a tendency to chubbuck.

Stop being such an enormous asbesto-perv, its only yoga!

by chrysotile1 May 14, 2021