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The Alpha is a sophisticated A.I created by Dr. Leonard Church, who was tortured by his creator to create fragments like Sigma and Omega. He is one of the main characters in Red vs Blue.
Caboose: What does the A stand for?
Alpha: Artificial.
Caboose: Oohhh. What does the I st-
Alpha: Intelligence.
Caboose: What does the A stand for again?
Alpha: *sigh*
Alpha: Artificial.
Caboose: Oohhh. What does the I st-
Alpha: Intelligence.
Caboose: What does the A stand for again?
Alpha: *sigh*
Alpha by Spartan14087 September 21, 2012
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alpha
The first letter of the Greek alphabet, used to denote the first or foremost item of a set, for example by biologists to refer to the highest ranking in a social group of animals. More recently, out of the MRA cesspool leaked a travesty of this concept, applying it to (exclusively male) humans. Used by overgrown boys to refer to themselves, as apposed to everybody else being a beta, a cuck, or a peasant. Fancy themselves kings of the world because they got laid once, or at least claim to have been. Completely fall apart the second someone questions their weak charade of masculinity. Sure sign of an infantile dipshit and/or massive douche.
I was like, I am the alpha male I get to fuck all the bitches, and you are just a weak beta cuck. Anyway, the dentist said it will take two or three more sessions to fix this.
alpha
n. the leader of a given fraternity. Usually seen in the frat picture wearing Lacoste shorts and shirt with a Ralph Lauren sports coat, Gucci sunglasses, and holding a cat. He is usually sweet as fuck.
alpha by Col. Hans Landa August 1, 2011