Algonquian Handshake 

A term used in international politics, often by western diplomats, to threaten the use of Tomahawk missiles as a response to an adversary.

If Bashar Al-Assad uses chemical weapons against civilians again, we'll give him another big ole Algonquian handshake.

Algonquian Handshake by The Independent Diplomat April 13, 2017

algebra 

also known as mindfuck

kid:mom I had algebra today
mom: WTF, WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE SON!

algebra by beany16 September 5, 2011

Algonac Special

Having sex on top of a picnic table covered by fish flies, their wings tickle your butt in the midst of love making.

Catherine and Steve were at Snoopy's and decided to sneak away to try out an ol' Algonac Special.

Algonac Special by Rashonda Ventures September 4, 2011

The Algenys

A mystical creature who strives for nothingness.

Loaded with Grade-A breast milk (high in protein and fiber, however, does not go down smooth due to the viscosity) can feed a small African tribe.

Pubic hair is usually thick, matted and has a low shed tolerance. A typical Algenys will shed a full coat of pubic hair three times daily, therefore (much like a breadcrumb trail) makes it easy to track.

During mating season The Algenys will flash its dimples to attract brown Indian men (that resemble peacocks) who strut their stuff with their hands on their hips.

The Algenys is a harmless, sensitive creature who plagues Southeastern Massachusetts

The Algenys' aliases:
-Al
-Algenocide
-Crumps

The Algenys by H3206 October 17, 2011

Algebraic Anxiety 

The helpless, panicky feeling one experiences when completely and utterly clueless in algebra class.

I had a bad case of Algebraic Anxiety yesterday while learning how to factor polynomials.

Algebraic Anxiety by RAWSTUNMEATLER April 16, 2010

Alghala 

Alghala is a rare name and who has it is very lucky since it’s unique but some people might have trouble pronouncing it and spelling it but Alghala is an amazing and kind person with great personalities and has good taste in fashion and she also has a nice body shape and everybody likes her and she is also good at sports and she’s precious and smart but sometimes this “perfect” girl has problems, personal problems and there is a possibility that she suffers from depression but little does anyone know she is good at hiding it and faking a smile to everyone

Person 1: Who’s she?
Person 2: That’s Alghala

Alghala by Unknowingly Anonymous May 26, 2018

algebra 

An evil form of magic that only the best of sorcerers can master. Not only does it involve numbers, but letters (mostly x and y). They somehow rearrange themselves into supposedly simpler forms of themselves. I don't know how because I have not mastered the dark magic of algebra yet, nor do I intend to. Teachers try to teach you formulas to learn the magic, but half the time it would only take a true sorcerer to know what's going on.

Teacher: Today in algebra, we will be learning about simplifying fractions. Simplify the following problem:
10x/3x2 + 4/x-1 + 5/6x

Me: *Head explodes trying to comprehend the magic involved*

algebra by iduncurr May 21, 2009