zeb

to stick your fingers into the butt crack of another in a credit card type motion.

My girlz ass was hanging out so I zebed it.

by tim1234 January 31, 2008

Zeb

Any type of weed…

“Ay you tripping zoe! I ain’t tell you to smoke my zeb!”
“Damn homie, you told me this zeb was pressure!”

by JwettGiver November 23, 2021

zeb

to steal an object in a sketchy and predictable fashion. Made up locally after a sketchy kid named zeb who was always stealing peoples shit.

That asshole zebed my last beer.

by your mom is a cocksmooch July 24, 2006

zeb

A drunken individual tazered by the police in a unusual spot on their body.

That guy's crazy! When the police came he started swinging at them so they tasered him in the face!

Haha! He totally just got zebbed!

by geofunk March 4, 2008

zeb

see; JB

JB, stop calling yourself Zeb you numpty

by El February 11, 2004

Zeb

The act of straightening you hair and forgeting the back of your head. Leaving a lump of unstraightened hair in the back. Therefore making your hair look embarassing and disgusting.

Dude, do i have a Zeb?

You got a Zeb going on.

Zeb... Fail.

by Mikey Fresh. July 9, 2010

A Zeb

the act of performing oral sex on a female as she deficates where she choses, aslo could be a female form of a blumpkin

The frat boy was so drunk at the party last week he ZEBBED every over weight girl there.

I walked in on this guy giving this old lady A Zeb and was scared for life.

by WV Rot December 19, 2010