weedling

To pee a small amount. Usually happens when extremely nervous or excited.

Girl 1: The exams had me incredibly stressed out, I was so worried I was going to fail.
Girl 2: Oh god, me too. I was so jittery before the tests that I was weedling a little bit.

by ClumsyAnteater October 8, 2009

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tuck the weedle

The act of a male tucking his penis behind his legs. Most often done by closet transvestites while looking into a mirror and dancing around while you have a captive in a pit.

Easily defined by the actions of Tedd Levine as he played Jame 'Buffalo Bill' Gumb in "Silence of the Lambs". As he danced in the scene, singing, "Do you want to fuck me", he performed a "tuck the weedle".

by KnektR April 17, 2007

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Steam weedle

The facial expression and screeching sound one makes when they ejaculate and the sperm is boiling hot.

My girlfriend broke up with me because of my steam weedle.

by HockeyShot November 18, 2014

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Weedle slorp

Noun:
An anomalous image of a Siamese cat that seems to turn one's brain off.
Verb:

The act of posting aforementioned image

Noun:
"Have you seen the weedle slorp Dave posted in our group chat?"
"Weedle slorp"

Verb:
"Dave don't you weedle slorp again you bastard"
"What, you mean post this Siamese cat?"
"Weedle slorp"
"Weedle slorp"

by Bitch_beans April 17, 2022

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