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This Is Jesus, SHE controls your life. She is the voice in your head telling you to do those very odd things. There is no escape.
Wagner: You, yes you, you should have sex, get a baby, have a low end job, all under the age of sixteen. You won't, your not worthy enough.
Wagner by Skysolo June 24, 2009
To paint a room or fencing panel in a rapid yet controlled manner
Person 1: what are you up to?

Person 2: just having a quick Wagner, talk in a bit.
Person 1: sound mate, loving that show room finish
Wagner by It’s Wagner August 25, 2019
a person that has no friends but thinks he does and just creeps out the people he thinks he's friends with.
Quick move his backpack. The wagner is coming, and we don't want him to sit here. Hurry up move it he's getting his lunch. Ooh what a surprise anothe bagel.
wagner by fefehe March 27, 2009
A person that is the sexyist person in the world and I someone call you a Wagner they want to suck your dick
Your a wagner
Wagner by AddictedLobster June 9, 2017
a school full of fakes and ghetto people, as well as teachers and staff who refuse to protect students and their right of safety
1. “Wagner is a terrible place!”
2. “ lmao you went to that wagner place?”
Wagner by Hotcumrag October 14, 2018

Wagner Middle School 

A shit ass school where the teachers are just annoying, senior slut day exist, people are either smoking blunts or juuling or having sex in the bathroom. OR MAYBE EVEN the fun fires every single fucking month.
I go to Wagner middle school
Ew I go to east side middle school
Aww shit you’re lucky
Fuck off Michelle