Vernon

An old gross asshole that beats women and gets away with it. Is very annoying and pompous.

He should be in jail, he's such a Vernon.

by Bamma777 January 24, 2010

Vernon

A kind hearted man who looks forward to life with anything and everything that goes on in life.
Tries hard.
Interested in taking long walks on the beach.
Router god.

Ingred: I have a routing problem.
Vernon: I'm your route.

by RouterornotHereIRoute February 1, 2016

vernon

a place where you see wives wearing their husbands shirts and missing teeth.

person 1 : look at that ugly woman wearing her husbands shirt.
person 2 : yeah wtf shes missing two front teeth
person 3 : and she smells like pot. she must be from vernon.
person 1 : duh. stupid vernon.

by jerseyistheplace September 18, 2009

Vernon

A place in Northern New Jersey where you can get a fuck load of pot, fuck ugly goths, and try and find niggers of our 25,000 population there is about 10 niggers. Also all the bitches are ugly.

Hey Joe! Lets goto Vernon and get high, then bang some ugly chick!

by Vernon Local, RDSG May 8, 2006

vernon

noun: pot. not a drug, a gift.

I need more vernons, i'm soberin' up!

by meloc June 2, 2005

vernon

A guy that is usually a guy called hamishs best friend
But vernon secretly hates hamish
Never wants to be around him

Fake friends
Vernons also a word for gay

Omg your boyfriend hit me with his purse hes such a vernon!

by ImSexyBABY June 13, 2010

Vernon

A old guy who is in love with himself and never fails to show it. Vernon is the type to forget your name and call you something based on a key topic in a conversation or his brain will overload. Vernon loves shiny things. Vernon was a window licker as a kid and now made a career out of it.

“Oh that’s Vernon he licks windows it’s a normal thing it will stop in a little bit.”

“Vernon please stop wearing my dresses.”
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by Meww24 July 16, 2021