blumpkin torpedo 

a variation of a blumpkin. having a woman go down on you while you are in a hot tub and dropping a turd that floats from up under you and hits her in the face like a torpedo.

Dude, I was chillaxin with Barb the other day in the hot tub, she was going down like a pro while holding her breath, but I had to drop one so bad I couldn't hold it. It hit her in the grill and she got the blumpkin torpedo.

blumpkin torpedo by MorningsidePlaya January 20, 2011

Torpedo tube

Slang for vagina, typically used by members of the USMC

"where were you born?"
"a torpedo tube"

Torpedo tube by shithead mcpee July 27, 2020

torpedo tits 

A set of breasts that jut forward, in an inviting fashion, akin to the shape of a torpedo.

Wow, that girl has torpedo tits!

torpedo tits by Sean Brian Kirby June 3, 2003

Damn the Torpedoes

1. Phrase meaning to continue with the planned course of action despite known risks. Phrase quotes David Farragut, an officer in the Union navy in the Civil War. After receiving a warning about torpedoes (water mines) in the water ahead, he uttered the famous phrase.

2. Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers' third release.

1. Friend:"Don't go there, she's a real black widow. She wussified her last boyfriend.
Reckless young man:"Damn the Torpedoes, I'd hit that."

Damn the Torpedoes by scobe May 18, 2007

Firm Torpedo 

The best possible bowel movement one can have. The turd comes out with minimal effort, and is shaped like a torpedo which reduces the need for straining. It has a firm consistency which means it is not soft and runny, nor is it as hard as a rock. It is the type of bowel movement in which only two wipes are necessary. One to clean off residue (even though there isn't any), and another to double check and subsequently confirm ones amazement at how cleanly the turd came out.

I recently have started a high fiber diet. As a result, I have been pooping out firm torpedoes. I have saved a boatload of money on toilet paper.

Firm Torpedo by AdmiralFerguson November 25, 2009

japanese torpedo 

A strange and extremely difficult sex move. It is accomplished by climbing up on the dresser, night stand, or any other elevated platform in the bedroom, screaming “BANZAI!” and jumping off in an attempt to jam the male member into any available orifice.

Tony: I got my bitch with the japanese torpedo!
Adam: Bet she never knew what hit her.

japanese torpedo by Mark Barker May 22, 2006

Guido torpedo 

Any kind of fast car that a guido would drive or does drive with the tendency to explode when driven into a solid structure at high speeds.

Guido "Did you hear about Kevin"
other Guido"no"
Guido "Well turns out he took out half of rite-aid with his guido torpedo when he was trying to get some hair gel"
other Guido "Fucking waste of a V-dub"

Guido torpedo by Dirty Dorian March 29, 2007