the biggest simp you will ever meet. he will hang out with girls instead of his friends and get very defensive over any thing said about it.
"is that tobias hanging out with a girl"
"omg yeah i bet he is avoiding his friends to hang out with her"
by shoecase April 4, 2020
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The sweetest ginger on the entire planet. Possibly even in the entire universe. His adorable nature will make you love him instantly. His goofyness can always cheer you right up! His interest includes solving rubik's cube (which he's freaking amazing at), being gay, playing curling, and being the greatest friend ever.
"That guy is so sweet and adorable!"
"Yeah, he's really Tobias"
by Universal pictures January 13, 2013
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1) a maneuver in which one departs uncommonly early, usually to pursue other, less exciting endeavors
2) the leaving of a bar abnormally early
Joe pulled a regular Tobias last night and left before Hour was even over to go home and sleep.
by wisco1 September 19, 2011
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A gentle being but also very incompetent
Stop being such a Tobias!
by Demonically insane April 18, 2021
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Tobias is God in Asia. It has the body of a Pig surrounded by spiders and people believe that once he was a human that spent too much time among pigs in his early childhood until his body transformed into a pig.
by lamartinm May 28, 2015
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