unable-to-text-back syndrome

disease contracted by men whenever we text them saying anything remotely different to 'shag me now'

text reads, how are you? No reply. looks like hes caught the syndrome

unable-to-text-back syndrome by kkkkkkkkkk May 30, 2004

text derangement syndrome 

EXISTING SOCIAL ANXIETY WHICH IS THEN EXASPERATED BY THE ADVENT OF THE TEXT MESSAGE AND ITS CORRESPONDING ALTERING OF ALREADY COMPLEX SOCIETAL AND SOCIAL CONSTRUCTS, IN MANY CASES ENGENDERING FURTHER AND MORE ACUTE ISOLATION

I’ve been even less.social than normal lately because I have an acute case of text derangement syndrome.

text derangement syndrome by Nomaramirez May 27, 2021