by Pussy master January 22, 2014
December is the month where you apply your hands in a slapping action to any penis (male or female) you may encounter.
Terry: “do you have a dick”
Todd: “yeah?”
Terry: *slaps Todd’s dick*
Todd: “Why’d you do that?”
Terry: “It’s slap dick December”
Todd: “yeah?”
Terry: *slaps Todd’s dick*
Todd: “Why’d you do that?”
Terry: “It’s slap dick December”
by Dicksucker96 October 18, 2019
The opinion that a sales manager has about sales people swapping sales stories with each other when they actually should be selling and closing their prospects.
"slapping each other's dicks"
by Wordsmith expert USA September 12, 2013
Victoria: I want to come out to my boyfriend's family while we're there for Thanksgiving, but I'm not sure the best way to do it.
Jessica: Hon, you just gotta stand up at dinner and slap your girl dick in the butter dish.
Jessica: Hon, you just gotta stand up at dinner and slap your girl dick in the butter dish.
by jordensjunger April 14, 2016
by Rando dud who luvs gemma October 28, 2018
The act of a jewish male, while rapping, he simultaneously takes his cock out, and after profusely rigging his mast, he lets it fly free, straight into a more 'free spirited' females face, ejaculating on her cheeks as he slaps her.
Such an act is rarely occurs.
Such an act is rarely occurs.
Bob: Did you see that cummy cock slap jew rap dick fap Steven gave Keri at the party? It was a HARDCORE throttle.
Dave: Yeah, her cheek looked like strawberry shortcake.
Dave: Yeah, her cheek looked like strawberry shortcake.
by T33TS June 25, 2011
Jmills : Melek you’re pissing me off
Melek : Jmills, be quiet. Fuck !
Jmills : Melek, don’t swear at me, you’ll get slapped with a dick
Melek : Jmills, be quiet. Fuck !
Jmills : Melek, don’t swear at me, you’ll get slapped with a dick
by DeLoneyxJmilly October 19, 2017