shimp nugget

a hot ass hard working daddy material man’s ugly rat ass tall lanky ass pink cowgirl boot coors shirt wearin skank ass hoe ass cheatin ass bitch ass cunt gf

That guys shimp nugget cheats on him with ratchet men and he is too stupid to break up with her and get with his cousins friend.

by baby momma 2.0 October 10, 2023

shimping great tondo

Ben Theaker

Not like that, Ben, you shimping great tondo

by Ivan Campo February 12, 2004

shimp

a guy who looks like a murderer

Richard Ramirez is a total shimp

by sushibby November 27, 2021

shimp

my favorite animal

I love this animal

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by Tall dark hansom June 19, 2021

Shimp

The term used to describe someone with horrendous posture or lying down in a regular chair. Typically used following the words "sitting like a..."

Me: My posture is terrible... I'm sitting like a shimp right now.

by Pain.txt July 5, 2022

Shimp

A person who exhibits primitive characters in his/her appearance and/or behavior

Nezo is a shimp. He likes to jump around and gribble with his friends

by Uncle Ali April 22, 2020

Shimp

1. The last name of some poor motherfuckin real estate agent in Florida.
2. Shrimp.

1. “Have you contacted Jesse with the contract yet? You know how the Shimps get when they’re run short on time.”
2. “I sure could go for a bucket o’ shimp.”

by Sticky Steven November 25, 2019