Shiitake Shark

A shark that is so high on shrooms he doesn’t know he’s a shark.

The shiitake shark was so high he didn’t know how to swim

by Sandstorm81 December 6, 2019

Soggy Shiitake

fresh out of a wet extra moist super hot steaming shower, the fingers are extra pruned, the balls shriveled and textured delightfully. You then begin to suck, suck the life out of the pruned digits and balls.

I love a good soggy shiitake after I scrub the dirt out of my fingers and the fuzz out of my toes.

by morgballs March 4, 2023

shiitake slap

"shiitake slap" also known as mushroom slapping, or cock smacking, is the action of cock smacking. A shiitake slap is when a person (usually circumsized male) slaps another person with their genetilia, leaving a mushroom imprint on their head.

Jake shiitake slapped Khale and left a mushroom imprint on his head.
I will shiitake slap you!

by Aces R High October 20, 2006

Shiitake Mushroom

A shiitake mushroom is what you call someone who is really dumb/stupid, or someone you hate.

That person is a shiitake mushroom

by Thecoolguy11 January 21, 2020

Oh, shiitake mushrooms.

Oh, shiitake mushrooms. Oh, Bummers.

Oh, shiitake mushrooms. Gardevoir and Gallade are k__sin_.

by Eren Yeeter December 8, 2020

Let's Give 'em Something Shiitake 'bout Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a burger with shiitake mushroom

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Let's Give 'em Something Shiitake 'bout Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

shiitake mushroom stamp

A mushroom stamp but from a guy with a small dick

Wang gave me shiitake mushroom stamp when he slam his tinkie winkie on my forehead

by Tcwilly July 31, 2022