The three foot smoking apparatus that people have, comes in may colors or varieties, often in green or blue. Master of filtration
What do you do when Samuel L. Jackson enters the room?
Hang up the phone and hit him as hard as you can and hope he fucks you up.
Hang up the phone and hit him as hard as you can and hope he fucks you up.
by stinger98249 June 17, 2008
Named in honor of the great actor, the Samuel L. Jackson is an alcoholic beverage containing two simple ingredients. Grape Drink (usually found in a gallon jug at Meijer or similar grocery store) and Everclear (195 proof version for authenticity). Basically like getting punched in the face while eating a grape Popsicle.
"So we gettin F-ed up tonight?"
"Yes they deserve to die and I hope they burn in hell!"
"Want some Samuel L. Jacksons?"
"Fuck Ya Mutha Fucker! Pour them shits!"
"Yes they deserve to die and I hope they burn in hell!"
"Want some Samuel L. Jacksons?"
"Fuck Ya Mutha Fucker! Pour them shits!"
by b_mackin August 3, 2011
by adoublearonn June 20, 2011
He's one bad mutha fucka...honestly, didn't you fuckin see Pulp Fiction directed by Quentin Tarantino, who happens to be another bad mutha fucka?
God
God
by "Bad Mutha Fucka" -Samuel L Jackson September 6, 2004
by little geek July 9, 2005
A God among mere mortals, Samuel L Jackson is pissed off all the time and is constantly kicking ass. He does not talk. He only yells. He is the defender of all things awesome. Samuel L Jackson particularly enjoys killing Snakes, usually on Planes. No one crosses Samuel L Jackson and lives to tell about it. He is partners with Chuck Norris.
Samuel L Jackson: (yelling) Enough is Enough! I want these mother fuckin' snakes off my mother fuckin' plane! Everybody hold on. I'm gonna open the fuckin' window.
by woots September 4, 2006
by al kickyourass April 1, 2006