Rivers Cuomo

a really weird guy who needs to relax a little bit. definitely a douchebag. twisted and strange and mentally troubled.

i definitely do not want to be rivers cuomo, but i'll listen to his first couple cds.

by chon3 May 31, 2008

rivers cuomo

Not a rock star, a Rock God.

I wish I was Rivers Cuomo.

by MasterPrime June 14, 2004

rivers cuomo

My kickass idol/god. Was dumped by his girlfriend before the recording of the Blue CD.

'God damn you half-Japanese girls...'

by silh0uette May 29, 2004

rivers cuomo

A music god. The singer of weezer =w=. The nerdiest and coolest of the bunch =D

"Say it ain't so...your drug is a heartbreaker. Say it ain't so...my love is a life taker..." -Say It Ain't So

by *Kiesha* January 31, 2005

rivers cuomo

Disturbed pop genius. Went downhill post 1996 depressive spiral. Pinkerton = best work. Hopefully will improve music and get back to where he once was.

Rivers Cuomo was an excellent songwriter during the Pinkerton era!

by Stef January 8, 2004

rivers cuomo

A guy who everyone should feel sorry for because he is named RIVERS. also wears dorky glasses, but most weezer fans love him anyway. i at least did, until one of the definitions said that he didnt like his fans. wtf?!

how could rivers cuomo not like his fans?

by TeenageLobotomy June 6, 2006

rivers cuomo

A guy who doesn't like his fans cuz he finds them really really annoying and doesnt want anything to do with them. Which means he hates everyone who posted on here.

"Hell no! Fans are annoying. They all want something. Yeah, or asking me to play a certain song. They're all little bitches, so I avoid them at all costs."

by messedupstud March 19, 2004