The Meef Ribbon is awarded to the saltiest, meefiest, moistest meef at the jamboree.
Points are awarded for
1. Salt
2. Overall meefiness
3. Depth and girth
*not to be confused with Meef Ribbons (the parasite) or Meef Robbins (the famous actor)
Points are awarded for
1. Salt
2. Overall meefiness
3. Depth and girth
*not to be confused with Meef Ribbons (the parasite) or Meef Robbins (the famous actor)
by Rusty Meefs March 20, 2020
Folks who decorate their cars with every magnetic ribbon they can buy in a gas station. One is never enough....
by Flatline Hutchison June 11, 2005
1. Man, we got to the club entirely to early. We cut the ribbon on that bitch.
2. I was expecting the party to be poppin tonight. We ended up cutting the ribbon at 11.
2. I was expecting the party to be poppin tonight. We ended up cutting the ribbon at 11.
by MacMasta May 10, 2011
A person who is eligible to receive a gift wrapped in expensive ribbon, because they truly appreciate the value of the ribbon.
(They don't just rip it off and throw it away)
(They don't just rip it off and throw it away)
by Bahrainz December 25, 2008
by Mars'seile December 23, 2015
Paul: Sorry man, I had to go orangastank and now we're all out of rectum ribbon.
Joe: Dammit Stan. Go buy some more!
Joe: Dammit Stan. Go buy some more!
by Gary2234 May 19, 2011
An award given at events like state fairs for growing the biggest pumpkin or having the tastest fried chicken.
by Phrenesicko Decapitate May 23, 2005