Its when you are part of a donkey show where you have a donkey and a man(or woman)in a harness, and the donkey is giving it to the man(or woman) while suspended from the donkey. Meanwhile there's a midget with a riding crop wearing nothing more than a black leather hat. He's whipping the donkey to get it to move while the donkey is also eating out of a bag of oats laced with PCP. Now you take a Wii remote with the nunchuck attachment and you insert either end into the donkey's rectum, you then put the other end into the midget's rectum. There's a wheelbarrow behind the donkey. In the wheelbarrow is a tub of pudding with a german female midget can can dancing in the pudding, while "God Save the Queen" is playing on a radio.
I was down in TJ taking a cab when a taxi driver asked me if I wanted to see a donkey show. I told him I had already seen one so he asked if I had ever seen a retrograde wheelbarrow done.
by The Cultists November 22, 2007
Get the retrograde wheelbarrowmug. I was sitting when he bent over right in front of me and all there were was nuts in face. A total retrograde teabag.
by IceColdTeabag January 8, 2009
Get the retrograde teabagmug. A Retrograde Wheelbarrow is where the female places her hands on the ground to support herself whilst the male picks up her lower body and thrusts into her, mimicking a wheelbarrow (with extra sex).
A Retrograde Machinegun Wheelbarrow is the same, but the female places her hands onto a machine gun emplacement and fires, causing vibrations to resonate throughout the female, and into the male, resulting in increased pleasure for both members.
May be performed during actual defence of a position for extra tension.
A Retrograde Machinegun Wheelbarrow is the same, but the female places her hands onto a machine gun emplacement and fires, causing vibrations to resonate throughout the female, and into the male, resulting in increased pleasure for both members.
May be performed during actual defence of a position for extra tension.
The Soviet Army 1939-1945
I'm pretty damn sure the Retrograde Machinegun Wheelbarrow (or "Machine Gun Fucking") occurred then.
I'm pretty damn sure the Retrograde Machinegun Wheelbarrow (or "Machine Gun Fucking") occurred then.
by Nightrunex December 12, 2011
Get the Retrograde Machinegun Wheelbarrowmug. When you are not affected by Mercury retrograde yourself... but everyone around is. Hence you end up suffering during a Mercury Retrograde nevertheless, by having to put up with everyone else's drama.
Later that morning : work continued awfully and threatened to spoil my day. Despite me being fastidiously careful, people tried to blame me for things which went wrong anyway. In other words, I had managed to transcend the effects of the Mercury Retrograde today, but my managers and co-workers had not, so I had to deal with their bullshit, nonetheless. In effect, I suffered from Mercury Retrograde by Proxy.
- Alex Sumner
- Alex Sumner
by Doctor Pinch January 11, 2023
Get the Mercury Retrograde by Proxymug. I was sitting when he bent over right in front of me and all there were was nuts in face. A total retrograde teabag.
by IceColdTeabag January 9, 2009
Get the retrograde teabagmug. Alex: Any idea why Charlotte is mad at you today?
Bob: Who knows, she was grumbling earlier about Sagittariuses. Maybe mercury is in retrograde or something.
Bob: Who knows, she was grumbling earlier about Sagittariuses. Maybe mercury is in retrograde or something.
by Shepherd Guy November 14, 2025
Get the Mercury is in retrogrademug. Alex: Any idea why Charlotte is mad at you today?
Bob: Who knows, she was grumbling earlier about Sagittariuses. Maybe mercury is in retrograde or something.
Bob: Who knows, she was grumbling earlier about Sagittariuses. Maybe mercury is in retrograde or something.
by Shepherd Guy November 14, 2025
Get the Mercury is in retrogrademug.