pizz

A mixture of jizz and piss when a guy masturbates hard but not hard enough to squirt, and he drinks a lot of water, so he needs to go to the bathroom.

When one masturbates, one must jizz, or else he will have a bad case case of pizz.

by waterboy August 15, 2012

pizz

To be completely fucked up in the head.

Shit, you are Rugladur og pizz

by Joakim Adalond November 15, 2003

pizz

i gots to take a pizz.

to take a piss.

by pizzle August 04, 2003

da pizz

A gansterized form of "what the peace?", which is an expression used by those who do not have enough balls to say "what the hell?!" or "what the fuck?!"

Smart kid: Dude, that test was so hard, did you know how to do any of it?"
Not-smart kid: Nope, I wrote "da pizz?!" for every single answer...but quit bitching, you probably got 100.

Bill: I just saw Alicia with another guy.
Dickwax: DA PIZZ???

by BillStillChillWiddit June 09, 2011

deece pizz

Often used as a close substitute for decent. "Deece pizz" is an expression for average or above average pizza. Furthermore, deece usually implies more satisfaction than decent. It can also mean: sweet, awesome, nice, cool etc. Many users of the word precede "deece" with the modifier "pretty."

1.)
Todd: Yo, we just ordered some pretty deece pizz bro.

John: Ah! Thats so deece! Can I bum a sliv?

2.)
Billy: Dude! I'm totally baked we should so order some
deece pizz. I'm so hungry after smokin those deece nugz

Davis: Smoking is so not deece!

3.)
Spencer: Later deece pizz!

by John and Todd December 28, 2006

Pizz circle

When a group of loyal followers gather under you ass to drain your anal cum

Alan is a Pizz circle pirate, tries to steal all the anal cum for himself.

by Paul Schmitz December 23, 2021

pizz ant

Pizz ant is like a piss ant but cooler.

My cat frank is a pizz ant.

by ShaniquaSmith June 03, 2009