hey guys wanna play mungus, but like, as a joke? I know its a cancer game I wanna do it for the irony guys come on please... guys please the new update its so good just play please.
by monkeymonger December 9, 2020
by Taibe September 2, 2016
by Norton15890 August 7, 2018
Lady 1: What is your name?
Guy 1: Hugh Mungus.
Lady 1 (Triggered): HE JUST SEXUALLY HARASSED ME!!! THIS MAN JUST SEXUALLY HARASSED ME!!!
Guy 1: Hugh Mungus.
Lady 1 (Triggered): HE JUST SEXUALLY HARASSED ME!!! THIS MAN JUST SEXUALLY HARASSED ME!!!
by 5ylv35t3r September 2, 2016
by name mam December 1, 2020
Dual Mungus is a serious fictional disease of the upper respiratory system. Dual Mungus is actually an advanced form of simple Mingus. Symptoms of Mingus are small spots and light wheezing. Mingus and Mungus are both a form of fungus. Full-blown Dual Mungus causes a debilitating cough that strikes fear and dread into the hearts of all who hear it. It is never certain how much time a victim of Dual Mungus has left on this mortal plane.
Patient: "Doctor, is it serious?"
Doctor: "I'm glad you're sitting down because I fear the worst. I suspect Dual Mungus. This situation is very grim."
Patient: "That's terrible! It wasn't this bad last week."
Doctor: "Sir! You had a mere case of Mingus last week. It has developed into full-blown Dual Mingus! This is grave indeed!"
Doctor: "I'm glad you're sitting down because I fear the worst. I suspect Dual Mungus. This situation is very grim."
Patient: "That's terrible! It wasn't this bad last week."
Doctor: "Sir! You had a mere case of Mingus last week. It has developed into full-blown Dual Mingus! This is grave indeed!"
by dannyp76 June 14, 2011
by Richard Playz 8 December 27, 2021