'ks' is short for 'knee slap'. The term is used while chatting online in place of 'lol'
Similarly, 'ksmao' is "knee slap my ass off" and 'ksmko' is "knee slap my knee off"
Similarly, 'ksmao' is "knee slap my ass off" and 'ksmko' is "knee slap my knee off"
#SundayMorningTweet Stop taking your communion like it's a shot of patron. Everyone already know you just left the club!! Ks
Thats hilarious!! Ksmao
Thats hilarious!! Ksmao
by J Newt January 20, 2011
by Matttttttttt August 16, 2006
short for "que es?" in spanish.
it originates from a '90s/00's spanish television network called Telemundo.
it was basically a spanish seasame street. in one skit, a giant monster would show a common item such as a glass of milk and then ask the contestants, "que es?"
this became so gay after repeated viewings that it has been abbreviated to a more phonetic english spelling of simply, 'KS'.
when someone says something really stupid or ask a totally befuddling question, it would be appropriate for a response of a long drawn out, "K......S?"
it originates from a '90s/00's spanish television network called Telemundo.
it was basically a spanish seasame street. in one skit, a giant monster would show a common item such as a glass of milk and then ask the contestants, "que es?"
this became so gay after repeated viewings that it has been abbreviated to a more phonetic english spelling of simply, 'KS'.
when someone says something really stupid or ask a totally befuddling question, it would be appropriate for a response of a long drawn out, "K......S?"
Mike: Can you please pass me that from him. It's right over there by that thing. I want to take this and place it on top of that.
Sean: KS?
Sean: KS?
by Sean May 9, 2003
If you’re gonna say it in english it really means nothing but if you say it to an arabic person he’s most certainly Beat your ass.
It translates to your mom’s vagina
It translates to your mom’s vagina
Ali : Adam bring me some mcdonlads on you way home
Adam :ayt
Ali : did you bring my mcdonalds ?
Adam : no
Ali ks umk
Adam :ayt
Ali : did you bring my mcdonalds ?
Adam : no
Ali ks umk
by Mrfatchicken November 6, 2019
The capital of Kansas where it sucks so bad, that they will pay you 15,000 just to live in the crackhead city. City consist of sex trafficking, dog fighting, drug users, bad drivers, shootings. Don’t go if you don’t want to die.
Just don’t go, just don’t. If you have to, do the following.
1. Don’t be a female at night and go somewhere alone. 9/10 you will be approached by a sex trafficker.
2. Realize that this place is the real life purge. Don’t stare at anyone too long.
3. Don’t leave your dog outside unattended. He may be stolen for bait dog, or they just might kill them for fun.
4. If they look tweaked they probably are. Don’t ask questions. Keep walking.
5. It doesn’t matter where you are. If you are in Topeka, KS you are fair game to being shot. Don’t even drive thru. Go around.
6. Want some sleep? Good fuckin luck. Sirens are on everywhere. They don’t get paid enough for the shit they deal with.
Just don’t go, just don’t. If you have to, do the following.
1. Don’t be a female at night and go somewhere alone. 9/10 you will be approached by a sex trafficker.
2. Realize that this place is the real life purge. Don’t stare at anyone too long.
3. Don’t leave your dog outside unattended. He may be stolen for bait dog, or they just might kill them for fun.
4. If they look tweaked they probably are. Don’t ask questions. Keep walking.
5. It doesn’t matter where you are. If you are in Topeka, KS you are fair game to being shot. Don’t even drive thru. Go around.
6. Want some sleep? Good fuckin luck. Sirens are on everywhere. They don’t get paid enough for the shit they deal with.
Person 1: hey can you go pick up some milk?
Person 2: fuck no
Person 1: why not?
Person 2: because its fucking Topeka, KS Carol. It 11 pm and I ain’t finna die.
Person 2: fuck no
Person 1: why not?
Person 2: because its fucking Topeka, KS Carol. It 11 pm and I ain’t finna die.
by Ratatatata January 9, 2020
An extremely podunk town in Kansas known for being full of gossip mongers, back-stabbers, fake-drama, accusations of rape by teenage girls, underage drinking and the usual slew of creepy insane guys who have probably murdered someone in the past. To be avoided at all costs, unless you want to look at the giant pile of rocks known as "Rock City" (because that's more impressive than Rock Pile) that happens to be located nearby.
by Wesa Ada May 7, 2009
Small town in South East Kansas with a population of about 500 people or so. Tourists can look for Harpers Country Store (the only gas station for 10 miles), The Nut Hut (the only restaurant for 10 miles, specialty is mountain oysters), the post office, cemetary, and that is it. The most fun a kid can look for in Altoona, KS is getting drunk. But make sure you get your alcohol from another town, because otherwise you're stuck with Milwaukee's Best.
by Lil Jus December 29, 2010