A hybrid creature created by the interspecies mating of a junkie and a zombie. Known to lurp the streets at night collecting treasures of their own thinking, also known to spend daylight hours in search of their elusive yet euphoric causing chemical sustenance. (Days without such chemicals can cause further morphing into an even stranger creature often known as a Hitch) (Heroin Bitch))
Last night jumbies made it hard to sleep as they were lurping throughout the neighborhood until dawn.
by Betty and Al January 2, 2021
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