by OfficeMS October 29, 2023
My friend has such a toxic calorie intake, he’s constantly leaving fast food around the house when he knows I’m fasting
by DollarTreeGuy May 30, 2021
My friend has such a toxic calorie intake, constantly eating and leaving fast food around when he knows I’m fasting
by DollarTreeGuy May 30, 2021
As I pulled my pants down and began to lower my ass to the toilet seat, I yawned from exhaustion. During this same moment, I began to fart and could not stall the process. Thus by consequence, I began inhaling my own particles of shit. Once seated, I began to laugh at the moment and the process started over again in an un-ending cycle of a “Dusty Intake”.
by XanderMatrix January 30, 2023
by shrek’s tatas September 2, 2019
the amount of spiciness consumed in a short span of time. usually used to describe a point reached when someone has seen too much pornography and/or erotica for their brain to comprehend. when u have reached this state of mine even the mention of intercourse gives u a headache.
chip: "did u watch that new romcom on netflix that came out last weekend?"
dale: "yeah. they seriously overdid it; it's been a week and i'm still at maximum porn intake."
dale: "yeah. they seriously overdid it; it's been a week and i'm still at maximum porn intake."
by simponastick August 19, 2021
Something Facebook moms/Soccer moms obsess over. A phrase for people who think you need eight glasses of water a day, when in reality, you should only be drinking when you're thirsty.
Mom: "Have you been keeping up with your fluid intake sweetie?"
Daughter: "I'm not thirsty"
Mom "THE POST SAID EIGHT GLASSES OF WATER A DAY YOU LITTLE BRAT"
Daughter: "I'm not thirsty"
Mom "THE POST SAID EIGHT GLASSES OF WATER A DAY YOU LITTLE BRAT"
by Starwolf1464 March 28, 2018