A lamp that people tend to turn on and off when they feel like it. Until they get tired and throw it away or it breaks.
Her: “Damn, I made sure I threw away my Geovanny once I let out my social insecurities and Anger ! It just blew out ! “
by thelampster69 November 24, 2021
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Be careful coming across a Geovanni they are known to carry Humongous cocks you ladies are in for a ride so strap on your seatbelt. Be careful they usually enter through the back door they don’t give a fuck.
I am so bored, giiiiirl get yourself a Geovanni you’ll never be bored
by Marie0008 November 23, 2021
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A type of person who is manipulative, mean , stingy , and only cares for herself and how others fond over her ,

Calls herself jay or jo because she’s a overly self conscious Bitch

About everything

And yes ... her name too
Do not make contact or socialize with a Geovanni or you will be infected with her bad attitude and controlled nature .
Guy 1: This weird looking creature approached me today with fake press on nails and an overly powered face it was horrific what do they call that type of species?

Guy 2 : oh my god !

Noo..
That my friend shouldn’t be called a species it’s far worse and disgusting

It’s a Geovanni
by Yo mama.com November 15, 2020
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