a very sexy redheaded man
Omg that man is such a firecrotch
by glen March 17, 2003
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someone with hecka red pubes, also known as a forest fire.
kylin has such a firecrotch!
by Barbiegirl08:) June 10, 2009
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A wad of pubic hair common to gingers which burns everything/
Benny Buns has a flaming firecrotch
by skippetydoo January 23, 2009
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Someone who perpetually has a scorching case of Herpes or some other form of VD. See "Paris Hilton".
Lindsey Lohan isn't a firecrotch because of her red pubes. She's a firecrotch because of that nasty case of herpes she got from scissor-fucking Paris Hilton.

by El Papa May 7, 2007
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an unfortunate condition where one is born with red/orange pubic hair.
"i waz bout tah fuk dis bytch, den she had a firecrotch n i dipped"
by suckmyPP March 10, 2008
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HERPES!
yah ya know fire in your crotch
Damn! That HO gave me firecrotch!
by SEXY ERIC July 18, 2003
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F.I.R.E.C.R.O.T.C.H
Flippin Irresistably Ravishing Even Cunts Relish Over Their UNCommon Hottness
Megan: "OMG. I AM an ugly orange whore! SHIT!
Let's spend the rest of our pointless lives
trying to make ourselves look better than her."

Amy/Molly: "Let's call her a Firecrotch...
even though shes not a tramp like us...
and doesn't pull off her pants at the drop of a hat so we really don't know.
But, hey, were bitches so...LETS DO IT!"
by Thee Naomi November 14, 2006
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