Alaskan firedragon 

When a man diarrhoea shits into a women's mouth then duct tapes it shut and tickles her until it is forced out through he nose like a dragon

That bitch be looking like an Alaskan firedragon

Alaskan firedragon by Funny man adam December 23, 2020

Firedog Willie 

When you insert siracha sauce into the anus of your sexual partner followed by pepper flakes resulting in brutal,fiery, and overall sexy anal sex

I wouldn't wish a firedog willie on my worst enemy!

Firedog Willie by Neonicon April 25, 2015

Forensic Filed 

A violent crime resulting in murder cases that often remain unsolved for long periods of time until trace forensic evidence eventually reveals the culprit and can be made into a new episode of Forensic Files.

Hey babe, will you walk with me to my car tonight? I don't want to get Forensic Filed.

Forensic Filed by Knerm September 21, 2016

johnny fived it 

To read with great haste yet retain all information, sentence structure and relevance.

Derived from the main character in the film Short Circuit

"What you read War and Peace on your Lunchbreak?"

"Yeah, I Johnny fived it!"

johnny fived it by m0r1arty April 6, 2006

fibed up 

Combination of being fired up by the good vibes of a particular situation.

This convo has got me all fibed up.

fibed up by Travis the Chimp February 19, 2009

You’re fired! 

A culturally iconic phrase that is now a widely felt sentiment being expressed toward the TV icon who popularized it, the 45th President of the United States.

The jig is up, Putin’s Pussy, you’re fired!

You’re fired! by Dr Bunnygirl October 2, 2019

Shots Fired 

(Interjection) - A reply given directly after a person gives a witty remark or serious burn.

Person A: *super hot burn*
Person B: Shots Fired!

Shots Fired by Your Highness AKA Perfection May 22, 2013