by Campachen July 15, 2018
Cute cuddly animals usually referred to as "Furry knee-socks with eyes". They are mischievous creatures and will steal anything smelly, shiny, or just plain interesting but they always find a way to weasel their way into your heart. And they always find a way to make you laugh whether they are war dancing, running into things, or making adorable chittering noises. =D
Friend: Aw! What is that adorable creature?!
Me: That my friend, would be a ferret.
Friend: I wish I had one!
Me: That my friend, would be a ferret.
Friend: I wish I had one!
by FerretLover June 16, 2010
1. synonym for thot
2. a girl who's thick af
3. a girl whom men find attractive in a sexually attractive way, usually due to their voluptuous physique
2. a girl who's thick af
3. a girl whom men find attractive in a sexually attractive way, usually due to their voluptuous physique
by sexxgawd December 4, 2016
Ferrets are the current greatest threat to humanity. They currently control 51.3% of the worlds' oil supply and 73.6% of all known uranium sources. While ferrets appear kind and cute, they are actually plotting vengeance for all the inhumanities they have lived through. It is a little known fact that ferrets were the first troops drafted during the Vietnam conflict and were also forced to use segregated areas during the 1920s. The majority of ferrets are not violent, and would rather forget the past atrocities, but there are a few powerful radical sects that are believed to have been behind attacks on Madrid, London, New York and Mexico City. They have a vast information network, and experts at the CIA, KGB and MI6 have yet to crack the codes that they use.
by Beast_modez October 28, 2008
Usually thought of as an animal, Ferret is usually quiet but lurks in the shadows. Ready to ban at any moment. A really nice guy and not an e-dater.
by Lakey3 July 26, 2018
by Adarsta-The-Ferret July 18, 2011
Ferreting is derived from the use of ferrets in hunting With their long, lean build, and inquisitive nature, ferrets are very well equipped for getting down holes. The term has evolved into a sexual context where two or more males “ferret” an unsuspecting “rabbit burrow” (female) often referred to as “the rabbit”. In the context of hunting one puts a ferret into each hole and leaving one hole available to observe and capture the discharge. To truly perform the act of ferreting one must not have washed for a good few days the participant’s skin must be rife with all the sweat, grit and revolting bodily odours that make a man a man.
ferreting has been carried out in many famous rabbit warrens including: paris hilton, katie price and watership down
by ferreter September 4, 2011