Full of yuppies and WASPS. We figured it out once; 70% of the children our blonde. We're not as rich as Westport but we pretend we're as cool by buying all our clothes there. Some kids in Fairfield live in a section called Southport. They are richer than the kids in Westport. Then theres those kids who think they're ghetto even the cheapest house in this town costs a little more than half a million dollars. If you live here and live the lifestyle you're either going to go to an Ivy, Boston College, Loyalo, Villanova or somewhere else similar. Either your daddy is a lawyer, a doctor, in "finance", or sits on your couch all day because you inherited all your money. If you want to have friends do at least two of the five:
1) Drive a Lexus, Range Rover, or BMW while blasting Dave Matthews
2) Spend $100 on shirts with a little J zipper, an alligator, or a guy playing polo on them
3) Have keg parties at your mansion
4) Tell me where you buy your pot
5) Be neurotic about your grades and have a GPA 4.3 or higher
1) Drive a Lexus, Range Rover, or BMW while blasting Dave Matthews
2) Spend $100 on shirts with a little J zipper, an alligator, or a guy playing polo on them
3) Have keg parties at your mansion
4) Tell me where you buy your pot
5) Be neurotic about your grades and have a GPA 4.3 or higher
Kate* is very popular in Fairfield because she alternates between Lacoste and Ralph Lauren Polos while maintaining a 4.5 GPA and getting unbelievably wasted every weekend.
*This is the most common name in Fairfield. Kate is no one in particular.
*This is the most common name in Fairfield. Kate is no one in particular.
by eastcoastganster October 6, 2005
Fairfield is by the, one of the better towns of connecticut. We love being located in the richest state...even though we don't get why it is. every other car is a jeep, which everyone is perfectly fine with. dave matthews, beer, and weed are lief styles here. although not everyone here is very wealthy the more of the rich people live in green field hill. we listen to the best music , and make sure it is known by blasting fucking loud out of our jeeps/bmw's. no other town has as much pride. there is nothing about this town that we would change.
the parking lot of fairfield warde high school is worth more then what everyone in the school staff makes yearly, combined.
oh and warde. warde, you're nice too.
although you may think nothing of fairfield, we can throw hug, kick ass parties and there are no cops to bust us.
thanks.
the parking lot of fairfield warde high school is worth more then what everyone in the school staff makes yearly, combined.
oh and warde. warde, you're nice too.
although you may think nothing of fairfield, we can throw hug, kick ass parties and there are no cops to bust us.
thanks.
"oh nice car, how long did you take you to save up ?"
"oh it took me about 10 minutes. i had to say 'daddy can i have that one? '"
"sure hunny"
fairfield is amazing.
"oh it took me about 10 minutes. i had to say 'daddy can i have that one? '"
"sure hunny"
fairfield is amazing.
by RICOOO August 6, 2006
The 9th and final level of hell. Pretends to to be the national capital of underage drinking and drug use, but not nearly enough rich white wasps overdose on anything or die in car accidents. Full of quasi-guidos, whorish, ugly white women, oblivious, white-bread parents, and far-left sympathisers (despite being such a rich, highly-taxed place.) An intellectual and moral cesspool, the symbol of everything that is wrong with the NorthEast, and the pink-shirt, popped collar, white hat capital of the world.
Only the most insidious and cruel of sinners are cast into such a place, and even dr them it is usually considered too harsh.
Only the most insidious and cruel of sinners are cast into such a place, and even dr them it is usually considered too harsh.
by Gnossos_the_wise April 9, 2006
(adj) describes a place that involves drunken, disorderly conduct. Conduct that represents lack of concern for own dignity but that of which makes a crowd extreme!
by luckydom March 2, 2011
welcome to fantasy island where you can make enough money selling weed to buy one of their sick houses. Everyone wants to be a GANGSTA, underneath this picturesque new england town lies a world driven by money and drugs. Your bestfriend will have you set up and robbed for the price of a new lexus. All these fake ass bitches think they're hot shit in this town. Its all good just sit back and watch the show. Fairfield is cool if you avoid the drama living in the city and here is very chill.
by hhhhhmmmmmmmmm August 16, 2006
Small Jesuit school located in Fairfield Connecticut. 95% of students are carbon-copies of one another, not that that's a bad thing. They are generally prep school graduates, attractive, white, very wealthy, moderately intelligent, with a super-human capacity for alcohol. Some may consider these kids snobby, pretentious, and privileged. Requirements for admission include but are not limited to owning a pink vineyard vines polo, sperrys, daddys credit card, mommys credit card, a trust fund, anything pastel, and some sort of alcoholism. For the girls, as many black leggings and rompers that can be fit into a draw.
One fairfield University kid to another:
Person 1:What should I wear to the beach today?
Person 2: Your polo and sperrys
Person 1: How are we going to get there?
Person 2: I will put the uber on daddys credit card!!
Person 1:What should I wear to the beach today?
Person 2: Your polo and sperrys
Person 1: How are we going to get there?
Person 2: I will put the uber on daddys credit card!!
by sean1233 October 25, 2017