douchenozzle

Someone who acts very snotty, either online or offline, and has no idea they're acting in a socially reprehensible manner.

Did you see her post on FB last night?
Yeah, she's such a douchenozzle.

by Jimmy from the Ville November 9, 2010

douchenozzle

someone who thinks reading a book or seeing a movie is quite a different thing than dressing up as a wizard and shooting pretend lightning bolts from a stick.

Ricebox is a douchenozzle because he only reads fantasy books or fantasy movies that become popular like Harry Potter.

by HighWingHarse July 20, 2009

Douchenozzle

The distillation of the essence of a douche, compressed as the douche travels via liquid form through the aforementioned nozzle.

Fuck that douchenozzle, we were supposed to see Friendship is Magic this evening.

by gorandy January 24, 2013

Douchenozzle

Any person acting in a manner which constitutes an obnoxious or annoying behavior with no apparent reason.

The tip of a douche applicator.

Ed's behavior while intoxicated is akin to a douchenozzle.

by Srod August 22, 2007

douchenozzle

n.
douchenozzle- is the word in french meaning to wash, or shower+nozzle as in a shower nozzle. basically calling someone a shower head. :)

Example: "My dad comes up with weird words, and racial slurs." "He called me this, and I just stared at him, and told him what it really meant. Now my aunt uses it"

Other: "John is such a douchenozzle, he forgot to pick-up gas money" Friend: :/

by AyameMaaka July 15, 2011

Douchenozzle

1.a terrible person

2.A total dick

3.affectionate name

Example 1.

Guy 1-I just fucked your girlfriend...and your MOM!

Guy 2-WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE THE BIGGEST DOUCHENOZZLE ON THE PLANET!

Example 2.

Guy-I made you some pizza but...I got hungry and soo....yeah...you know where this is going.... :(

Girl- You are such a douchenozzle.*goes to Papa Johns*

Example 3.

*Meanwhile on the football field...*
Coach-LET'S WIN THIS GAME FOR THE CHEERLEADERS YOU PACK OF DOUCHENOZZLES!
Team-YEA!!!!

by Princess Megabucks March 16, 2012

Douchenozzle

A person who jacks off to animal porn.

--OHMIGOD Iouri is such a douchenozzle

-why?

--He jacks off to Animal Porn

by krackermaster March 21, 2009