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Christmasomnia 

A case of insomnia that one gets only on the night leading to Christmas Day. Christmasomnia is usually caused by the excitement of getting to open presents; a person gets so excited they can't fall alseep no matter how much they may want to and it makes the night seem that miuch longer.
Man, I had Christmasomnia so bad last night. I wasn't able to sleep 'til I had opened all my gifts and messed around with them for a while.
Christmasomnia by TehDoc January 20, 2011

Christmasochist 

Someone who continues to subject themselves to Christmas activities -- Secret Santa, carolling, etc. -- despite feeling painfully awkward at the event.
Ryan's uncomfortable laughter at the Secret Santa Pot Luck indicated he was an Christmasochist.
Christmasochist by Santastic January 8, 2008

Christmaser 

Someone who excessively, prematurely celebrates Christmas. A Christmaser jumps right from Halloween to Christmas. Completely ignoring Thanksgiving. A Christmaser watches Hallmark Christmas Movies in August, etc.
My neighbor dressed up as Buddy the Elf for Halloween, what a Christmaser.
If you have ever posted, "only 364 more days until Christmas" on Facebook, you might be a Christmaser .
Christmaser by Tom Turkey November 2, 2018

christmasmrog 

a very strange account with questionable posts. pretty cool. pretty funky. and pretty silly. kind of gay too
"hey, did you see that post by christmasmrog?"
"yeah. a little queer if you ask me.."
christmasmrog by sillyst4rz January 17, 2023

Pre-Christmasophobia

Noun: Having an undeniable fear of all pre-Christmas events and chores ie; Christmas shopping, caroling, wrapping, baking, decorating etc.

The inability to function when asked to preform any of the above tasks or tasks related to pre-Christmas
When I asked Deb to help me decorate she froze and ran away screaming. Turns out she is a pre-Christmasophobe.

I couldn't figure out why I was so stress just wrapping Christmas gift when I am fine doing it on birthdays. My friend says I have pre-Christmasophobia
Pre-Christmasophobia by MissNinja December 27, 2009

Christmasochistic 

A person who continues to decorate and make the effort of throwing a christmas party, year after year, even though they keep saying they're not going to because no one cares as much as they do about the holidays.

Someone who gives a present, knowing full well that the person who they're giving it to will not return the favor unless you ask them to.

The act of hoping that this year will be different than the last in that they will receive real gifts instead of money, gift cards, soap, and 'couples' presents.
I must really be christmasochistic, or else I wouldn't go through the pain of making christmas special to people who could care less about the holidays.