Reet

A competitive, weird but loyal friend. She will always be there for you in times of need and she always gives the best advice. She is the greatest person you will ever meet.

She's such an amazing person! She must be Reet

by ray ofsunshine July 3, 2017

Reet

A word that describes a native ostrich (a.k.a extremely thin man), in his natural habitat. Usually heard when they mate.

Reet, Reet, (bobs head back and forth) reeeeeet, reeeeet

by MoneyPGaming March 24, 2017

Reet

This is the sound a Wild Alpaca makes while searching for it's EXTREMELY SALTY bread on Mount Everest. (Now here's the weird part.) This is also the sound I make while EATING the Wild Alpaca's EXTREMELY SALTY bread. (We are telepathic, see?) Now, when the Wild Alpaca is not searching for it's EXTREMELY SALTY bread, it is out looking for feral jellybeans. (Which I ate too.) The Wild Alpaca has no food, because I ate all of its food. The Wild Alpaca does not have a stomach, you see, because its mother... She did not swim in Atlantis. (Backstory: Wild Alpaca mothers must swim in Atlantis 2 days before she regurgitates the child up in a pearl.) The Wild Alpaca will forever feel hungry as I continue to eat its snacks.

Alpaca: REET!

by Eater Of EXTREMELY SALTY Bread October 28, 2018

Reets

Reets is a word that means absolutely fuck all but also everything at the same time. Can be a good or bad or no thing. Usually pronounced Reeeeeets (in a high pitch voice).

Ruby: Fuck im so nervous hope I dont get caught again tonight.
Poppy: Yeh. Reets

Poppy: Should I post this?
Ruby: Yeh why the fuck not
Poppy: Ok, Reets

Big mood? Nah, Big Reets

by Bigreetsbabey22 November 23, 2018

reet

reet is a kind, loving person. she will make you feel good when you’re sad but she can be jealous too. she has trust issues so treat her right. she is funny and goofy, she is VERY energetic and laughs in the worst moments

person 1:hey what is reet like?
person 2:she is very funny and energetic

by lilyss_cool March 3, 2022

Reet

yeet and rEeEe joined together because it is so powerful

I'm so awesome reet, watch me rEeEeE and yEeT at the same time

by rEeEeT KiD January 4, 2020

Reet

Es problablemente, alguien de mala fama en servidores de Discord el cual conozcas por su manera de hablar y sus payasadas sin gracia.
Te voy a doxxear.

Reet te voy a matar.

by alguien que no es un pendejo June 5, 2022