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1. An idiot
2. Something that is large, massive or enormous.
1. Why is that twat trying to fuck that road cone?? Cos he's a fuckin balloon thats why.

2. I just scored a nice bag o skulli offa my man. Theres a fuckin balloon amont i'm tellin ya!
balloon by toastface September 1, 2005
A rubber ball that can be filled with air to make float and is sensitive to needles. You should never pop one without telling people first. Unless it’s for revenge.
Ahh, you shouldn’t pop that balloon so near my ear, it startled me!
Balloon by Nyahiema May 30, 2018
When you are so horny that you feel you are about to pop down there. Like you need to release everything down there or else you can no longer hold in your desires.
I haven’t masturbated in a few weeks and I feel I’m growing a balloon
Balloon by Queerjade47 April 14, 2020
A round sphere that is clear and its fun to play with for children. This could fly and to make it fly you put helium in
Mom: play with the balloon
Lil me: okie dokie pokie sokie lokie tokie nokie fokie rokie
Balloon by RasDasYT May 24, 2021
Amazing Childhood toy. You throw it up to the ceiling and watch it fall and hit it. And repeat. An amazing toy. It can also float, stick to a wall, etc. It was a great toy to play with your friends.
Friend: Hey, it's a balloon.
Me: Ah. Childhood memories.

Friend: SAMEEE!
Balloon by HellInferno November 8, 2021
i raped your balloon last night
balloon by yo bithc December 19, 2021