Used during that awkward timeframe where you've stayed awake past midnight, and thus the "today" in your head is technically yesterday
At 3am
Friend 1: Yesterday today was amazing
Friend 2: Please just say today, I know what you're talking about
Friend 1: Yesterday today was amazing
Friend 2: Please just say today, I know what you're talking about
by Stella_Star September 20, 2022
This is when a guy/girl hasn't had the time to do his/her daily jack-off and is pent up and taking it out on others. If you are not a daily masturbater then this could also be used as "uncle jack hasn't come by this week/month"
by Wholeeyo October 8, 2021
Is to stay FOCUSED. Do not allow the negative ass hole thingy to ruin your day
Always remember, what happened in Urban DICKtionary stays in Urban DiCKtionary.
Enjoy your day!!!
Always remember, what happened in Urban DICKtionary stays in Urban DiCKtionary.
Enjoy your day!!!
by 😊r bun DICK tio nery😊 August 6, 2020
If you're on a contract for a day and get paid end of the day in CASH, its today money! not tomorrow money, or day after money or end of the week money...today money.
Hey dude, look, lets do this little job, its only going to take two hours. I'm talking today money here...
Look kid, If you want today money, cut my grass!
Look kid, If you want today money, cut my grass!
by udon'twannaknow February 3, 2011
*people talking*
Someone : “the walls are white today…huh..”
Someone else : “oh…uh yeah they are!”
*leaving*
Someone : “the walls are white today…huh..”
Someone else : “oh…uh yeah they are!”
*leaving*
by Froggyislost January 18, 2022
Yesterday i had fallen out with my friend, but TODAY I RECEIVED A BANDI. It was nearly 4 pages long and he apologised for everything.
by xMinister February 10, 2022
I Hate the World Today
by Death Menace October 4, 2023