Walnut

When you jack off in walmart

Man , I just had a great walnut while you where checking out.

by Thatsailorguy333 November 2, 2018

walnut

A person or persons who supports the building of a border wall between U.S. and Mexico to keep out illegal immigrants.

LISTEN TO THOSE WALNUTS OVER THERE CHANTING "BUILD THAT WALL"!

by pudge23 January 5, 2019

Walnut

What you would call someone who calls themselves a gamer by playing mobile games

"Are you a gamer?"
"Yeah."
"What do you play?"
"Clash of Clans, PUBG Mobile-"
"You absolute fucking Walnut."

by The Guy Down The Street888 December 10, 2018

Walnut

A person who uses intellectual buzzwords such as "cognitive dissonance," "strawman," or "ad hominem" to make themselves sound smarter than they really are when they cannot defend their own argument. Users of these words most often do not understand the actual meaning.

That's not cognitive dissonance, I just saw through the lines of your argument better than you did, you walnut.

by doggosarekewl February 5, 2017

Walnut

When you ejaculate and your semen covers an entire wall.

Oh my god dude! Last night I had the most amazing walnut.

by Nitro2499 January 27, 2019

walnut

the head shape of a person

Marcel is a massive walnut head

by skcjvbk February 2, 2023

Walnut

Walnut is a crack headed idiot that everyone hates very deeply
it is a 17 year old British gremlin thing
Legends say walnut is still out there stealing kneecaps and deez nuts ing people
kill on sight.

LOOK AT THAT FUCKING WALNUT, LETS GO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF IT

by WALNUTTTTT June 2, 2021