A sexy mf with a mullet who does wrestling and is funny. He also has the dumbest fucking laugh ever but for some reason it just drawing you in bc he’s so mf cute it actually pisses you off. Like you wanna punch him in his stupid cute ducking face so bad that shits dumb
"I heard you liked Zane Vetter?”
“Shut the fuck up you dumb bitch I don’t even wanna.”
by Tobalicious__ October 14, 2020
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Aye yo that guy looks like a Zane! He’s bitchless!
by cableale February 17, 2023
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zane’s hung like a horse and he’s really good at trivia

ask him where mesopotamia is

he’ll know

and that’s sexy
person: aye zane wheres mesopotamia at
zane: near the middle east i think
by smiley1502 November 23, 2021
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A hyper ass Glaswegian twat that is obsessed with Americans, Germans, his Cat and his next-door neighbors bell-end.
Zane Mallin...You be a honky ass twat
by Honkey2447 August 15, 2010
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