stool

shit, crap, poop

the stool is out of my pants.

by 147852369/*-+.0 September 20, 2025

stool hopper

Bar patron who moves from bar to bar over the course of an night.

Didn't we see that stool hopper two bars ago?

by gjw79 June 30, 2017

red stool

Noun: A bloody turd.

I can’t remember what happened last night but I had a red stool this morning.

by beanricecheese February 2, 2022

spray stool

A form of explosive diarrhea that literally sprays the inside of your toilet bowl in a thin layer of brown.

I cannot make it to work today, I got spray stool again.

by Johann Doe December 18, 2018

ASS STOOL LEE

It is the finishing touches after you are called an ASSH0LE by the concensus.

Listen get ready the star at the GOOGLEPLEX is ANAL ALAN in the movie SYSTOLE where send your votes in tonight as it is coming live as guess what maybe the big KIN TRACT will contract as you know that MANDATORY SHITEATER has to make a choice between this question and it must be exhaustively finished as it is between (is that old non refrigerated cold food a cake"s walk for that ASSH0LE PEDOPHILE to eat or the amount of SHIT produced from his ANUS will be entirely ASS STOOL LEE as the SHIT SHELTER is that well-formed FECES FECES FECES...FECES begging to be consumed , well either way no LEFTOVERS allowed

by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE October 12, 2021

Stooling Stool

An alternative or homemade Squatty Potty, usually in the form of a small step stool, that is used to aid in producing a bowel movement.

Why would I spend $12 on that thing when I could get this stooling stool for $4?

Until I got this stooling stool I was constipated as a mother fuc*er!

by Ibuddy66 June 14, 2018

Stool

Derogatory term for disabled people. Originated in North America

Michael: Damn bro stop acting like such a stool!
Jacob: That's kinda offensive bro. My brother is disabled and what you have done is shown a side of you that I have never known. Goodbye Michael. We can be friends no longer. You were my first love but now all this love has turned to hate.
Michael: I... I felt the same!
Jacob: Shut the fuck up you goddamned stool!

by JoeTheRoe May 25, 2022