long stool

a dumb idiot who has way too much of an interest in piss. if someone is a long stool, they will have the worst sense of humour on this planet, often not regarding truly good jokes and instead turning to videos sent by a doormat.

d’you know a long stool?
i do, actually. what an eejit.

by hahahapoggers March 25, 2021

Stool

What you pick up when you are losing in a bar fight.

:Oh man i was getting fucked up by some dude at the bar but then i picked up a fucking stool and bashed his head in

by Stool Man September 26, 2022

Stooling Stool

Noun :

1. A generic or knock-off Squatty Potty ; Usually in the form of a small footstool.

2. A homemade Squatty Potty

$40? Forget that Squatty Potty ! I'm getting me a stooling stool at Walmart!

by Ibuddy66 June 12, 2018

Cuck stool

A stool placed in the corner of a room so a man can sit there and watch another man have sex with his woman.

You can let us take it from here Jayden, just get on over to your cuck stool and enjoy the show.

by IzakDeptuck8 January 10, 2024

stool jewels

Corn in your poop.

Nate didn't know he had digested that chipotle until he passed those stool jewels.

by BurtButterCrock June 30, 2017

Stool

A small chair used to hold a small things ir used to put you feet on

Can you put my drink on the stool

by Ant1229 November 19, 2021

Stooled

To be fucked up the bumhole while sitting on a barstool.

"She loves being stooled"

by crawfster November 13, 2023