stool butt

When your butt hurts in the upper buttocks area from prolonged sitting on stools typical found at bars or lounges.
Liz sat on stools too long and aquired stool butt.
by Thickdickmcgee April 05, 2018
mugGet the stool buttmug.

Stool Shunter

I understand you are a stool shunter. Can I just make it clear that I do not wish for my stools to be shunted in any way.
by messymanco July 21, 2009
mugGet the Stool Shuntermug.

Nixon stool

A "step up to new heights" furniture-device dat is so rugged dat you can casually kick it here and there around da floor without damaging it at all.
When ol' Tricky Doohickey said, "You won't have Nixon to kick around anymore" after he was ousted from Congress, he didn't realize that he could still have squatted on all-fours and served as a "Nixon stool" for the senators and representatives to bunt into place with their shoes and then climb up on to reach law-books on the higher shelves in the Library of Congress.
by QuacksO November 22, 2019
mugGet the Nixon stoolmug.

Bar stooling

Where you snort coke off of a prostitutes dick
Bro Johnathan went and bar stooling last night
by Conor weiner June 10, 2019
mugGet the Bar stoolingmug.

Stool

When a boy sits on a stool and a girl stands between his legs while they shift , meet or kiss.
Normally his hands are on her ass
Guy 1: Dude you and Molly Stooled?
Guy 2: Yeah for 2 minutes
by LolMinecraftIsMyCity November 26, 2017
mugGet the Stoolmug.

Toe'd Stool

A toe'd stool is when you stick your toe in someone's asshole and pull out a large amount of shit.
Joshs girlfriend wanted a toe'd stool so Josh slid his big toe in her dirty little asshole and pulled out a fat chunk of muddy love.
by Ginga Geezus November 16, 2019
mugGet the Toe'd Stoolmug.