A stupid whore who lies a lot and thinks that she is cute but has a flat ass and looks like a a fucking weasel. She should go and and get a life and stop fucking around with the same Guys who don’t fucking like her. Also she is a desperate hoe.
Emily is a wanna be whore
by Whitetittyhoe May 30, 2019
Emily is the most amazing person in the world :) You'll not find a more awesome person than her. So if your lucky enough to know her then hold onto her so tight and never let go because you've just found the best person you'll ever meet. Shes very beautiful and funny and everything a person could want. And she doesn't even know it. Love her with all you've got because she'll love you back. I wouldn't replace emily for anyone. Not one single person. Shes that great! And I love her, shes my bestfriend and always will be :D She's my sunshine :D She will light your life up. And make all the negatives in your life, seem less negative, by just listening.
by SunshineLover17 April 11, 2010
Just a girl always striving to be original, always thinking outside the box shes quite pretty but school uniform doesnt work for her at all.
Shes actaully really brainy but is forever putting herself down, her friends are the only ones that truly know her.
And shes meant to be with that guy The one who isnt in her class but they talk all the time and probably start with a J.
Shes actaully really brainy but is forever putting herself down, her friends are the only ones that truly know her.
And shes meant to be with that guy The one who isnt in her class but they talk all the time and probably start with a J.
by ♥ThatGirlOverThere♥ September 26, 2010
Describing an Emily is a feat in itself, defining an Emily was borderline impossible but as a researcher in ancient humanology and low level intelligent life forms we can finally give a proper definition and a bit more life to the strangest specimen this planet has ever witnessed.
An Emily with blue complexion shines like the sun, except this very shine is the grease of her hair and the ooze coming out of her blueberry pores. Delicate in nature with not a single strand of toughness in her body she stands flabby at 2 feet tall on a good day but the precise scientific measurement is 1 foot, 8 inches. Though she herself is not an Oompa Loompa there is direct lineage to the orange Wonka workers and is believed to be a northern ancestor who harvested Blueberries in Northern China during the dawn of the Ice Age. The blueberry lies at the very core of this creepy creature and without the constant consumption of it the pigment of her skin starts shifting to purple and her body shape molds in the shape of an Eggplant. An Eggplant wannabe; This change has a deep behavioral impact, dumpster humping every dumpster imaginable and eventually shifts into her ultimate rapper form Eminemily which devestated both the rap game and the world, most of the human population now enduring a life with no hearing.
An Emily with blue complexion shines like the sun, except this very shine is the grease of her hair and the ooze coming out of her blueberry pores. Delicate in nature with not a single strand of toughness in her body she stands flabby at 2 feet tall on a good day but the precise scientific measurement is 1 foot, 8 inches. Though she herself is not an Oompa Loompa there is direct lineage to the orange Wonka workers and is believed to be a northern ancestor who harvested Blueberries in Northern China during the dawn of the Ice Age. The blueberry lies at the very core of this creepy creature and without the constant consumption of it the pigment of her skin starts shifting to purple and her body shape molds in the shape of an Eggplant. An Eggplant wannabe; This change has a deep behavioral impact, dumpster humping every dumpster imaginable and eventually shifts into her ultimate rapper form Eminemily which devestated both the rap game and the world, most of the human population now enduring a life with no hearing.
by Oookay Buddy lol November 30, 2018
She is a wonderful person! She can be a bitch at sometimes, but she admits it and means it! She is beautiful and has an awesome personality. She has very dark brown eyes and her hair matches too. She has a boyfriend that is perfect for her and they are so cute together. When someone is doing something that makes her mad or someone else mad she will let them know. She stands up for herself. She is very random and is really funny. She's really fast at running. I've known her since the first day of Kindergarden. She's really skinny and has an also awesome family!
by Totallyrandominransom April 23, 2011
Emily is a great girl. Loves her friends, she has a fantastic laugh that everyone loves. She would do anything for her friends and always puts mates before dates. Although she's never dated, she says that she doesn't want to and will wait until she's ready to have a girlfriend. She never puts a foot out of place. Everyone wants an Emily as a best friend.
by thenamehacker October 27, 2012
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