soviet monday

where you dressed up with something russian on a monday. maybe every monday.

friend - why the hell you dressed like a russian?
you - because its soviet monday (said in russian accent)

by parsnip02 of youtube September 28, 2010

Soviet sickle

Get two Russian girls and sit them next to each other and slap your dick (sickle) back and forth between their cheeks.

I’m going to give those Russian twins the Soviet sickle!

by Stogie183 July 20, 2023

Soviet Sacktap

When an individual is shot directly in the testicles with a rubber bullet from a 12-gauge shotgun while bent over so that the scrotum is in the outstretched and dangling position.

"When that protestor bent over I Soviet sacktapped his ass."

by Sleazy Beazly January 31, 2021

In soviet russia

A type of meme that everything is reversed.

In soviet russia, the pokemon catches you.

by FCCRickRoll250 October 24, 2020

rusty soviet

its when a group of guys fuck someone in the ass with a gun to their head.

we pulled a Rusty Soviet on homeboy when he wouldn't let the gang use his bakery to make bread for the hood.

by jimmyjohnsbqqandgravy December 2, 2018

Soviet Army Blast

When a female is having sex with a group of Soviet Russian men at once and all the men ejaculate at the same time blasting her across the room rendering her unconscious for the next group of fellow comrades to get ready to have there turn.

SOLDIER 1: Comrade I’ve been looking all over for you where have you been we have been trying to set up infantry?

SOLDIER 2: We were busy Giving that blonde American girl a Soviet army blast

by Straightpipenation January 10, 2021

I don't hafta visit da Soviet Union today

Humorous way of saying dat you currently have plenty of time to complete your present task --- i.e., you aren't "rushin' around".

I started out extra-early on my around-town-errands trip, so I don't hafta visit da Soviet Union today.

by QuacksO November 10, 2024