The Mexican tractor pull is performed by feeding your old lady Mexican food thus giving her diarrhea. Later on that night you perform anal sex on her and afterwards pull out swiftly forcing her to shit on the bed and then grab her by the ankles and pull her through it.
After last night's Mexican tractor pull I wouldn't even let my old lady shower and I made her wash the sheets.
by Stu Piddskinner February 9, 2021
Get the Mexican tractor pullmug. Dude, the strippers at the bachelor party were having a good old fashioned Connecticut Tractor Pull.
by Supertrucker56 October 15, 2022
Get the Connecticut Tractor Pullmug. by Bag full of children April 5, 2023
Get the Tractormug. A fun and challenging sexual activity involving two men. One man inserts his penis inside his partner's anus. The catcher than clenched his anus as tight as humanly possible as the pitcher drags him around the fraternity house.
Hey bro, did you see Chad and Larry tractor pulling last night? They set a new house record of 17 meters. It was fucking epic!
by Dingus Flap McChode July 26, 2017
Get the Tractor Pullingmug. by UrbanPenguin February 16, 2022
Get the canadian tractormug. A vehicle owned by a woman that's much too big for them to competently handle, but they think it gets them attention.
by hackneydiv September 24, 2024
Get the tart's tractormug. Sibling of truck-kun, a force to be rekoned with. he managed to isekai kazuma without even touching him.
P1: yo u goin to a coutryside later?
P2: aw yep
P1: ight then watch out for tractor-san tho dont get isekaied out there bro
P2: aw yep
P1: ight then watch out for tractor-san tho dont get isekaied out there bro
by 早上好中國,現在我是一個simp December 12, 2022
Get the Tractor-sanmug.