Gerbil boy

Small fluff of love that need many cuddles.
Much like napoleon, what we see here is a wet gerbil boy.
~Jas
by Shariff~ March 25, 2018
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Gerbil Racer

A competitive sport in the gay community where men will raise their own gerbil at home and bring it to parties to compete against other mens pet gerbils. To be a gerbil racer, one must show their gerbil is far superior with its penetration into the owners anus, thus winning the race.
Hey Kye, I know your the Gerbil Racer Champion, but can you show me how you get the maximum penetration to take the gold metal?
by TrickyRicky420 September 21, 2022
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Gerbil Offender

Girl:look at the cute gerbils
Man:I wanna touch the gerbils.

Girl: nu

Man:is touching gerbils
FBI: OPEN UP!!

Gerbil offender

When you offended a Gerbil.
by I_got_a_rat_in_my_ass February 22, 2021
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Mangy Gerbil

Bowel distress, unplanned or recurring porcelain demolition.
Why can't you come to the game with us? Sorry, I've got a mangy gerbil...
by SimmyMatty December 03, 2018
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Trouser Gerbil

A soft penis inside your trousers. A penis at rest.
At work he keeps his trouser gerbil in his pants.

This women is not hot enough to awaken his trouser gerbil.
by Ollie431 October 14, 2020
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Gerbil girdle

Sexual act where one wraps a hamster/gerbil with duct tape prior to insertion of the erect penis into the animal, this is done so that the hampster/gerbil doesn't explode whilst getting fucked.
You guys wanna come over and see my gerbil girdle?
by Dump truck January 24, 2017
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The Gerbil

A coworker who gets constant promotions because he is so far up the boss’s ass that he’s like a gerbil in a homo’s poop shoot.
Hear about The Gerbil? He’s a fucking director now!
by Thug wanna June 23, 2023
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