The weirdest political state ever. We have a nice beach but also the most dangerous city in the country. Washington DC is on our border too.
by michaelthegreat December 17, 2018
When you are engaging in oral sex with a woman (or a man *if you’re into that shit*) after you’ve applied raw crabmeat and old bay to the guys cock, as you’re sucking on him you’re also massaging his cock.
by thatmffromMD August 26, 2023
When a woman (*or man if you’re into that shit*) puts raw crabmeat and old bay on their lovers cock then gives him a blowjob while moisturizing his cock with said crabmeat and old bay until he cums.
by thatmffromMD August 26, 2023
The act of a woman (*or a man if you’re into that shit*) taking raw crabmeat and old bay and massaging a man’s penis with his/her hands while sucking said dick.
Man: y’all hear about Bobbie’s wife?
Man 2: no, what about her?
Man: he got a good ole Maryland Cock Sucker last night.
Man 2: no, what about her?
Man: he got a good ole Maryland Cock Sucker last night.
by thatmffromMD August 26, 2023
When something crazy happens on the news the first 2 letters would most likely be Maryland man weird stuff happens in maryland also apart of dmv
by murlnnnn November 18, 2020
by Six Flags Maryland July 31, 2016
(n.) 3. The biggest waste of money
Did you get lucky after that expensive date? Nothing! It was a bigger waste of money than the Maryland Senate.
by House Kitten April 10, 2021