There are 2 types of Melbourne Aussies
1: Eshay, If u cross their path then get ready to get rolled by sum old fuckin 13-16 yr old lad wearing Tns and desginer clothes carrying a fuckin Katana or a pocket knife.EETSWA!!
2. Ur good old Aussie kid
1: Eshay, If u cross their path then get ready to get rolled by sum old fuckin 13-16 yr old lad wearing Tns and desginer clothes carrying a fuckin Katana or a pocket knife.EETSWA!!
2. Ur good old Aussie kid
Daniel: Oi cunt give us ur shoes
Person: Nah fam
Daniel: Oi cunts lets roll em
Person: Oh shit i hate Melbs Aussie
(Carnigie, Daniel, Luke and the gang procced to bash sum cunts)
Person: Nah fam
Daniel: Oi cunts lets roll em
Person: Oh shit i hate Melbs Aussie
(Carnigie, Daniel, Luke and the gang procced to bash sum cunts)
by MELBS_EMZ November 28, 2019
by iLiveInPakenamAndiRepWestside October 22, 2019
by AnonymousAustralianGuy February 29, 2020
In Australia, gravity works in a different way. Everything is Australia everything and everyone is upsidedown anytime you enter the borders of Australia you are flipped upside down. while this happens you will nearly Shit yourself from the speed and force that you're flipped but you will likely be fine. once you land you will be met with A hellish landscape where the water flows up and appears pink this is called the Hiller lake phenomenon. Every animal on this continent will try to end your life and guns are illegal so make sure to bring a melee weapon.
by Chernobyl Person January 6, 2022
by Chernobyl Person January 6, 2022
A guy jacks off on to a piece of toast in front of his girlfriend and she eats it for breakfast the next morning
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