Stooling Stool

An alternative or homemade Squatty Potty, usually in the form of a small step stool, that is used to aid in producing a bowel movement.

Why would I spend $12 on that thing when I could get this stooling stool for $4?

Until I got this stooling stool I was constipated as a mother fuc*er!

by Ibuddy66 June 14, 2018

Stool Jewel

A beautiful woman sitting by herself at the bar

Boys! It looks like we’ve found ourselves a stool jewel on a Tuesday night. Back her up bar keep!

by Mark Daniels February 20, 2022

dew stool

nigel walking down the street with a turd on his head

dew stool cool fool

by mrs tosser October 4, 2025

Stool

When a boy sits on a stool and a girl stands between his legs while they shift , meet or kiss.
Normally his hands are on her ass

Guy 1: Dude you and Molly Stooled?
Guy 2: Yeah for 2 minutes

by LolMinecraftIsMyCity November 26, 2017

sultans stool

When a girl sits in an armless chair and you sit in her lap facing her and fuck her. You are the sultan she is the stool. Divine experience

I knew she really loved me when she offered to be my sultans stool.

by mathman123 January 31, 2024

Bar stooling

Where you snort coke off of a prostitutes dick

Bro Johnathan went and bar stooling last night

by Conor weiner June 10, 2019

stool hopper

Bar patron who moves from bar to bar over the course of an night.

Didn't we see that stool hopper two bars ago?

by gjw79 June 30, 2017