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choad stools

The result of a faulty ass wiping leaving a shitty residue on my choad. Not to be confused with choad drool.
I have skid marks in my underwear due to choad stools.
by Jack Tors April 24, 2009
mugGet the choad stoolsmug.

spray stool

A form of explosive diarrhea that literally sprays the inside of your toilet bowl in a thin layer of brown.
I cannot make it to work today, I got spray stool again.
by Johann Doe December 18, 2018
mugGet the spray stoolmug.

ASS STOOL LEE

It is the finishing touches after you are called an ASSH0LE by the concensus.
Listen get ready the star at the GOOGLEPLEX is ANAL ALAN in the movie SYSTOLE where send your votes in tonight as it is coming live as guess what maybe the big KIN TRACT will contract as you know that MANDATORY SHITEATER has to make a choice between this question and it must be exhaustively finished as it is between (is that old non refrigerated cold food a cake"s walk for that ASSH0LE PEDOPHILE to eat or the amount of SHIT produced from his ANUS will be entirely ASS STOOL LEE as the SHIT SHELTER is that well-formed FECES FECES FECES...FECES begging to be consumed , well either way no LEFTOVERS allowed
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE October 12, 2021
mugGet the ASS STOOL LEEmug.

Stool palace

A place infested with lower class dole merchants. Somewhere that If it was ever nuked one wouldn’t really mind that much
My goodness portlaoise is such a stool palace” exclaimed jebediah
“Agreed “ said pablo
by Not Ian Paisley December 1, 2021
mugGet the Stool palacemug.

stool

the stool is out of my pants.
by 147852369/*-+.0 September 20, 2025
mugGet the stoolmug.

stool hopper

Bar patron who moves from bar to bar over the course of an night.
Didn't we see that stool hopper two bars ago?
by gjw79 June 30, 2017
mugGet the stool hoppermug.

red stool

I can’t remember what happened last night but I had a red stool this morning.
by beanricecheese February 2, 2022
mugGet the red stoolmug.

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