Ethan

The most fucking attractive and cute human being to ever live. He has a really sweet smile that literally melts your heart and a laugh that is so contagious that you can't help but laugh or smile too. Has a great voice and sings like an angel. Fit but also smart as heck. Sometime quiet in the cute way but also energetic and lively with his friends. Great sense of humour with jokes that make everyone laugh. Kinda flirty. Overall really friendly, approachable, and respectful.

"Ethan is so fucking hot, holy shit!"
"Ethan will make any girl or guy fall for him."

by justarandomguyhere August 24, 2022

Ethan

Ethan is 100% better than Joshua. (Joshua sucks)

Ethan is better than Joshua

by ETHANGOODJOSHUASUCKS November 23, 2021

Ethan

The T H I C C E S T whale God in the multiverse.

Hail Ethan the true whale god!

by True whale god January 31, 2020

Ethan

Always hot as f**k

Him: do you have a bf?

Her: yeah I'm dating Ethan
Him: the hot one
Her: yeah

by Anonymous? ?? February 7, 2023

Ethan

Small, fat, blonde kid who thinks he's every but can't even knock out and elderly man

ethan is such a pussy and picks his nose

by Saggyfatface June 2, 2020

Ethan

An annoying little fuck who no one likes and is overweight

Damn look at that Ethan over their

by momolis April 9, 2019

Ethan

A very cute, loving caring person with a kind heart. He is fit and often comes with a six pack. Hold on to him

Ethan you are so cute

by hghuuhnfi February 6, 2023