This insult is very dangerous and its ten times more effective than your sister a mister
This insult was used on Stephen Hawking.
This insult was used on Stephen Hawking.
Person A: your mom gay
Person B: Your granny tranny
Person A: Your brother aint gonna be a father
*the whole universe collapses*
Person B: Your granny tranny
Person A: Your brother aint gonna be a father
*the whole universe collapses*
by ravjeeet March 19, 2018
A revolting experience described as follows.
A male goes into a public bathroom to drop a deuce. Unknowingly, the bowl is filled to the brim with a prior dude's diluted s&*t plus bowl water. The bowl is clogged, but since no water has spilled out onto the floor, the male is unaware of any problem.
So, said male unbuckles his pants, turns around, and -- with blessed innocence -- sits his ass down on the toilet seat, and in doing so, dunks his unsuspecting balls into the slightly chilly tea of diluted fecal matter.
You've become a kind of an eskimo brother with another brother.
There is no female equivalent.
A male goes into a public bathroom to drop a deuce. Unknowingly, the bowl is filled to the brim with a prior dude's diluted s&*t plus bowl water. The bowl is clogged, but since no water has spilled out onto the floor, the male is unaware of any problem.
So, said male unbuckles his pants, turns around, and -- with blessed innocence -- sits his ass down on the toilet seat, and in doing so, dunks his unsuspecting balls into the slightly chilly tea of diluted fecal matter.
You've become a kind of an eskimo brother with another brother.
There is no female equivalent.
Eskibowl...Eskibowl brother...
by Ae5Ea8 October 22, 2016
Guy- Sometimes I get the feeling like you've been fucking my imaginary brother, but then I think its my imagination and there's no way you've been fucking the midget fuck.
Guy's ex-fuck buddy- You're wrong about him, the five foot nothing guy is not your brother, but he's also not imaginary and he really does have a bigger cock than you do.
Guy- I'm gonna have to find him.
Guy finds other guy:
Guy- She says you have a bigger cock than me, I'm gonna have to cut off just a teenie weenie bit of it.
Other guy- What the fuck?
Guy's ex-fuck buddy- You're wrong about him, the five foot nothing guy is not your brother, but he's also not imaginary and he really does have a bigger cock than you do.
Guy- I'm gonna have to find him.
Guy finds other guy:
Guy- She says you have a bigger cock than me, I'm gonna have to cut off just a teenie weenie bit of it.
Other guy- What the fuck?
by Solid Mantis September 11, 2019
by master_nater February 21, 2015
by Shivguy4u March 30, 2021
Slap your brother day
by stulingxcrest October 6, 2021
Worse than every fathomable insult that a man can tolerate, every time this is said, a curse haunts your family for years, and any and all brothers immediate die of cardiac arrest
Carl: ur mom gay
Steve: Your grandpap a trap
Carl: Don’t make me do this Steve
Steve: I bet you won’t , do it pussy
Carl: your brother a man lover
Steve: immediately implodes, brothers die of severe heart attacks, family rejoices, any man born for the next 20 years dies at age 1. There are no survivors.
Steve: Your grandpap a trap
Carl: Don’t make me do this Steve
Steve: I bet you won’t , do it pussy
Carl: your brother a man lover
Steve: immediately implodes, brothers die of severe heart attacks, family rejoices, any man born for the next 20 years dies at age 1. There are no survivors.
by GhostIsGay March 21, 2018