Ever had a "Frisky Priest" shot?

It's just a shot of whatever is convenient, but as you take it someone has snuck behind you and jambs a thumb in your ass crack.
Elliot was out drinking with us and we got him a "frisky priest," he spat his drink all over the bar!
by Chas Duran December 8, 2020
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When a Catholic priest has to resort to having sex with a legal age adult
I couldn't find any of the choir boys, so I had to do a quick Moldy Priest
by Asstroman April 8, 2016
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Another word for anus/butthole. Used because sexually abusive priests often rape people in the butthole.
Person 1: Father Dick Johnson won't be leading the service tomorrow.

Person 2: Why not?

Person 1: He's in jail, got busted roughin' up some kiddo's Priest's Playground, if you know what I mean.

Person 2: Not really surprised. He always seemed a little creepy.

Person 1: Maybe he'll drop the soap while he's doing time. It would serve him right.
by Forgettable Name October 30, 2021
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Alexander Anderson, character from Hellsing series was refered to as judas priest
- He is Alexander Anderson!!
- Who?
- Judas Priest!
- Like that music band?
- THEY WERE NAMED AFTER HIM!!
by Hakunaruma February 4, 2021
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The best metal band to grace the planet along with Iron Maiden unlike artists today who sing about sex, drugs, and their relationship issues.
Judas Priest is the best planet that God has graced us with.
by Rotten Turkey October 25, 2022
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An archbishop who regularly defies royal direction
"Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest?"
by abeckett December 29, 2014
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Mom don’t come in I’m about to beat the priest!”
by Capt jigglebottom January 31, 2018
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