The appearance of an afro that has been freshly showered. Damp, not much hair up the top and droops down but still retains the curls, as such the hair resides mostly near the back and sides.
by ..e.. December 15, 2020
Jefferson is gay! Get Kiefer here!
by icybertruckedelonmuskintheass February 5, 2019
When you smoke so much reefer all you want to do is trip out on music. When you are so high you can see the music.
She was weaving back and forth to the music and he realized she was Jefferson Airplane stoned. Johnny then had an evil vs good battle with himself about whether or not he was going to take advantage of her in this moment.
by Shaoli June 12, 2016
An extremely rare and expensive pre-workout known for causing buff bro Chads to vape and paddle spank other bro Chads in between sets. Consumption typically results in workout gear consisting of double layered petticoats with lace ruffles for sweat absorption. Post workout protein replenishment while using is always cornmeal mush and raw halibut.
Historically, it was given to members of English parliament on the verge of abandoning British rule. Side effects included wig theft, debauchery of other Parliament members wives, violent masturbation using raw cod oils as lubricant, and long periods of blackout followed by awakening naked in the tents of rival Native American tribes.
Historically, it was given to members of English parliament on the verge of abandoning British rule. Side effects included wig theft, debauchery of other Parliament members wives, violent masturbation using raw cod oils as lubricant, and long periods of blackout followed by awakening naked in the tents of rival Native American tribes.
Chad Bro # 1: "Hey bro, did you see Tom at Planet Fitness spanking everyone in that colonist outfit?"
Chad Bro # 2: "Bro, you didn't hear? He got a hold of that Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence!"
Chad Bro # 1: "Fuck yah bro! I hope he got Earl Grey flavor."
Chad Bro # 2: "Nah bro, he's on that cornmeal mackerel ."
Chad Bro # 2: "Bro, you didn't hear? He got a hold of that Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence!"
Chad Bro # 1: "Fuck yah bro! I hope he got Earl Grey flavor."
Chad Bro # 2: "Nah bro, he's on that cornmeal mackerel ."
by TJeffWorkout January 10, 2020
American statesman, diplomat, lawyer, architect, philosopher and Founding Father.
3rd President of the United States (1801-1809)
3rd President of the United States (1801-1809)
Thomas Jefferson was the third President of the United States.
by slayert March 7, 2022
People who contribute nothing to a conversation, arguement, etc... except for stating their opinion and nothing else.
Person 1: So TikTok is getting banned
Person 2: Yeah I do wonder why though
Persona 1: I believe it's over the fact that it's essentially Chinese Spyware
Person 3: Well, I don't care if they spy on me
Person 2: Thanks for the declaration of opinion, Thomas Jefferson
Person 3: What?
Person 1: Look if you've got nothing to say but your own opinion, piss off
Person 3: Jeez alright...
Person 2: Damn Thomas Jeffersons
Person 2: Yeah I do wonder why though
Persona 1: I believe it's over the fact that it's essentially Chinese Spyware
Person 3: Well, I don't care if they spy on me
Person 2: Thanks for the declaration of opinion, Thomas Jefferson
Person 3: What?
Person 1: Look if you've got nothing to say but your own opinion, piss off
Person 3: Jeez alright...
Person 2: Damn Thomas Jeffersons
by Wilhelmn August 3, 2020
a SOUTHERN MOTHERFUCKING DEMOCRATIC REPUBLICAN. Literally obsessed with mac 'n cheese. A fabulous sassy bitch in love with France. Loves bullying Alexander Hamilton with his emo boyfriend, James Madison. Has beautiful hair
Thomas, that was a real noce declaration
-Alexander Hamilton flirting with Jefferson
Thomas Jefferson is P E R F E C T
-probably James Madison every time Jefferson shows up
-Alexander Hamilton flirting with Jefferson
Thomas Jefferson is P E R F E C T
-probably James Madison every time Jefferson shows up
by diggs.stan July 20, 2017