A person (generally female) who will develop a crush on an obviously homo sexual man believing that he is also in love with with the person.

Generally this causes false expectations in the person who is crushing and makes them want to reform society in their homosexual crush's image.
A Fag Humper is a person With Crush: OMG Justin Bieber is so hot I love him and am going to marry him! Every boy should be like him!

Normal Person: I hope you die a horrible and painful death along with that faggot on national television so that future generations will know you as an example of how horrible our humanity can be and what the punishment for it is.
by Three in a Half Dawg June 2, 2012
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Humpin everything and everyone in site the humper thumper
This dang dog is humpin everything get him off my leg dang nasty humper
by SlimShady82 November 11, 2021
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A man with a small dick and cannot satisfy you with it and hops around doing it to other women
Wow Brian is the towns hop humper according to the ladies at the bar!
by wio April 23, 2023
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A guy who drinks period blood to enhance his physical attributes
Bro stay away from frank, hes a humper flumper. He'll eat your pussy blood
by Jack frapper August 5, 2022
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A dorky guy trying to be cool on the internet by talking smack to people for random thrills. This person is usually found annoying by everyone. He could be playing an internet game, leaving rude youtube comments, or spamming lameness upon social networking sites.
Yeah, don't pay attention to that thumb humper. He's been bugging people all day!
by MJwins June 21, 2010
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"Ben Safos is a turd humper"
by Matt Stazjic February 5, 2016
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sexily moving the pelvic area to beats of music :)
i was humpering to that new song yesterday gettin all them ladies!
by the humper-er April 13, 2010
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