Hoyt pulled a Hummer 'n run on this girl he met at the bar last night. She was drunk. He brought her home. He got a blow job.
She moved to another city the next day.
She moved to another city the next day.
by The Great White Cracker May 21, 2009
The Hummer of Donnie fame is that guy who is a total Donnie to the point that he literally drops down and gets his eagle on, offering up hummers to any guy in his vicinity because as we all know a Donnie is the epitome of all things that suck to an extreme level so the Hummer of Donnie fame must do what he was put on this earth to do and SUUUUUUCK!!!!
Person 1: Man that dude was being a total piece of shit last night, right?!?!
Person 2: I mean honestly bro, what do you expect a Hummer of Donnie fame to do other than suck major cock…. That’s what he was put on this earth to do!!!! Can’t hate him for being what he was meant to be….
Person 1: Facts
Person 2: I mean honestly bro, what do you expect a Hummer of Donnie fame to do other than suck major cock…. That’s what he was put on this earth to do!!!! Can’t hate him for being what he was meant to be….
Person 1: Facts
by KBeasy21 February 5, 2023
The beater of the ultimate argument winner Two camels in a Tiny car because A: 3 is more then 2. B: Camels are cooler then lamas. C: Hummers crush tiny cars. Finally a comeback to all those Douches out there who use this as a legit comeback.
Douche: Hey, dude, you know 13 inches is a foot right?
Dude: WTF are you talking about? It's 12 inches to a foot.
Douche: Really, TWO CAMELS IN A TINY CAR!
Dude: Three Lamas in a Hummer
Douche: dam it :(
Dude: WHAT! Pwned
Dude: WTF are you talking about? It's 12 inches to a foot.
Douche: Really, TWO CAMELS IN A TINY CAR!
Dude: Three Lamas in a Hummer
Douche: dam it :(
Dude: WHAT! Pwned
by Bob Jenkens November 3, 2011
I'm stuck in this job that I love, but I can't help wanting to get out of it because it's destroying me - I've got Hummer syndrome.
by bloodylucid May 9, 2011
A CAR THAT RUNS VERY SLOW BUT CAN PICK UP SPEED AND IS A GAS GUZZLER SO YOU MIGHT WANT TO STAY NEAR A GAS STATION
by Big tits boat head March 24, 2021
hummer rimmer reach around: the nearly impossible act of giving someone a blow job, rim job and hand job all at the same time. Anything is possible!
"so i thought she was just going to play the ol'trombone last night but instead she went above and beyond and gave me a hummer rimmer reach around!!!"
by melody trapper May 3, 2011
by wfsgfthfygscxstaxseatr January 23, 2022